Newbie limericks

[qo]

A bitcoin newbie once tried
To prove he was bona fide
His Whitelist appeal
Was tendered with zeal
But, alas, t'was lame and denied

Three posts to go...

Need an excuse to post?  Write a limerick!

[bitcoinnoob101]

roses are red
violets are blue
I suck at writing limericks
I am also pretty bad at writing poems

[puckie]

I heard of a new way to trade
I stumbled across today
Bitcoin they say
Is a fantastic new way
To keep sniffing pigs at bay 

[arepo]

i registered awhile ago
and ne'er again logged in, so
now that i want
my ideas to flaunt
still have two more hours to go ] :

[thewebdncr]

Buy a BitCoin my mentor said
I nearly bust my little head
Found the faucet and turned it on
.005 BitCoins has spurred me on
Tomorrow is another day
www.BitCoin-Data.com might actually pay

[Smrtz]

My Bitcoin is nice,
my Bitcoin is cool,
all the boys keep mining,
they see me after 21MIL

[ram1]

There once was a miner named Greg,
Whose rigs were straight from New Egg,
  His wife said no whining,
  It's me or the mining,
So down on his knees he did beg.

[ZooKeeper74]

lol, how soon til rappers are bragging about bitcoin possession?
once it becomes a legit coin succession? After spending years in a 'get coin' depression..  I give up..