The short answer is "no."
I am so tempted to just post a donation address. Depending on how many "shares" you buy from me, I could send you a postcard, letter, or feasibility study explaining why it won't work.
To start, carefully read the posts numbered
35 and
37. Both posters seem to know of what they speak. I am not just saying that because they agree with me. My own post was more of a rant that didn't explain anything.