Let's make a story

[DAYAGO]

I'm going to start with a sentence and the next person posts another sentence and so on.

"There once was a man named Tony, he was happy until one day everything changed, his wife had dissapeared."

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[Vod]

I'm going to start with a sentence and the next person posts another sentence and so on.

"There once was a man named Tony, he was happy until one day everything changed"

You have to finish your sentence first before anyone can post another...

[d2dtk]

I'm going to start with a sentence and the next person posts another sentence and so on.

"There once was a man named Tony, he was happy until one day everything changed, his wife had dissapeared."

It was said that his wife was unhappy with the size of Tony's wallet, this is her story:

[Kiki112]

She wanted big cocks, but Tony didn't want to hold roosters and chickens, he wanted to hold rabbits.

[PrintMule]

Because it is known that rabbits have bigger cocks, than cocks do.

[Kiki112]

She did not believe him but Tony was a Sicilian mobster so he threw her in the river so she can sleep with the fishies.

[Katala]

And this is where he decided he is going to write a story on Bitcointalk forum.

[blacksails]

But he regretted his decision to kill is wife.

[counter]

And decided to change his murderous ways and become a politician and learn of how cover up his dirty deeds from his past.

[freedomno1]

From the corridors of power Tony became one of the most connected mafia politicians but one day he had an idea to find his lost cousin.

[counter]

His cousin and him were close from birth until one day his cousin billy went to the store for some grape soda and was never seen again and only thing that was found was his bicycle.

[d2dtk]

Pixar took note of the missing boy and started to put easter eggs in all their movies to promote awareness of him, if you watch any of their movies you'll see reference to "purple soda", however Pixar was too late and....

[counter]

A independent film company made a blockbuster claymation/3D documentary about the events that took place that cold rainy day when billy went missing...

[Swordsoffreedom]

A independent film company made a blockbuster claymation/3D documentary about the events that took place that cold rainy day when billy went missing...

The movie was a success and one day a shaggy old man saw the trailer of it in a cinema and recalled something that happened long ago.

[counter]

before he had become shaggy and old.  A simpler time when men wore three piece suits, women wore dresses and soda was called pop.  He thought to himself when he was that age and went to the store for pop he would always buy a pack of baseball cards for the gum and the town bullies would chase pick on him...

[Kiki112]

But then he woke up and realized he didn't throw his wife into the river, she was sitting peacefully in a trash bag chopped up in little pieces.

[freedomno1]

Tony then realized he needed to get rid of the body since he was worried about the cops raiding his place since he was now a powerful politician with mafia connections. That day he called Jimmy Q to dispose of it either by dumping it in the river or throwing it in the garbage dump. As Jimmy Q was getting this task done, Tony sang a soprano when.

[Swordsoffreedom]

A private investigator hired by Tony's wife's lover came snooping around, since she was having an affair at the time, and her lover had not heard anything for a while and wanted to know what happened to her.

[sgk]

Tony decided he would act like he was cooperating with the private investigator; in hopes of finding more about her wife's affair.

[csfun1]

And he found out that his wife's lover was a woman--a gorgeous up-and-rising international model!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Ironically, he was in love with the same lover as his wife.

[sgk]

And so he wondered if it was good or bad that he had murdered his wife. If he hadn't, he would have never met this gorgeous woman.

[platorin]

But, unlucky for her, he was rather sloth and soon he lost all the interest he had in her. So he decided to kill her too...

[counter]

but before he killed her he realized that she could be more useful to him alive because.  He/she could be used to setup other politicians and black mail them for his own political and financial gain.. 

[sgk]

So he decided to fake the relationship and tried to get her more and more involved for his own gain.

[Taras]

Then he realized she was a bitcoiner in 2010.
And the price of bitcoin had just hit $100 for the first time.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Thinking to himself, "What's good for the goose is good for the gander," he put all his wealth into Bitcoin when the exchange rate was $1,094 USD, vowing to not cash out till it increases ten fold.

[Taras]

He then proceeded to cash out at $350, despairing, but then saw the price was going up again, so he went all in on $500.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Meanwhile, at his class reunion that he forgot to attend, former fellow students where making fun at his expense, asking among themselves what ever happened to Yoyo.

[sgk]

He then thought about how Bitcoin could be beneficial to his underworld business and soon he came up with a dark marketplace and called it 'Silk Route'

[Taras]

Then he applied for a name change.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

And quickly registered Sunlot Holding Limited in Cyrus.

[@ThisWeeksCoin]

His new nickname was theymos.

[counter]

Theymos Amastica  was his name and changing names was his game.  Also murder and scandal..

[Taras]

Speaking about murder it's about time he stole that one ho's computer with all the early BTC mining on it. And then murder that one ho.

[nthunder]

But what Tony didn't realize is that his wife was not dead. Somehow, by some miracle she managed to reach the surface and slip away into the night

[Taras]

But what Theymos didn't realize is that his wife was not dead. Somehow, by some miracle she managed to reach the surface and slip away into the night

Well now he has all these bitcoins and nothing to do with them. So he bought a couple thousand martinis.

[roslinpl]

Meanwhile in a city next to a place where he was living something strange starts to going on with farm animals.
They say some strange creature is trespassing their farms and some chickens were found dead.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Speaking of dead, how is that I keep getting killed in this story, but keep coming back alive?

~Kenny

[counter]

Kenny Rogers chicken farm is now under heavy video surveillance to try and get some answers with all the mysterious happenings on the farm.  The have also set up multiple traps...

[freedomno1]

Meanwhile in the normal world the Cyprus crisis was at its peak and Theymos Amastica was making good business from the Sunlot Holding Limited in Cyrus and decided to expand his empire.

[Swordsoffreedom]

Thinking to himself, this is a good time to make a quick buck and take control he went and hired all the hitmen he could while using his politician powers to create a powerful organization in the city. The city that was once peaceful but has now been taken over by a criminal syndicate, including the police. There is mass violence, beginning the streets of rage.