LAUNCHED!
Kim Jong Un, the Dear Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea has finally decided to reveal to the world that he is, in fact, Satoshi Nakamoto, the creator of Bitcoin -- the world’s second crypto currency. (As history records, the world’s first crypto currency was created by the Dear Leader’s honorable grandfather Kim Il-Sung in 1948.)
The Dear Leader has decreed that the time has come for North Korea to reclaim its rightful title as the world’s leader in crypto currency and so today He has emerged from His mountaintop laboratory to reveal His latest creation: North Korea Coin.
Upon its announcement, North Korea Coin immediately became the most favored crypto currency in the world, far surpassing the value of Bitcoin and all other currencies combined.
North Korea Coin will be used within the country to buy everyday items, such as photographs of the Dear Leader, as well as luxuries such as rice and water.
The coin will, of course, bear the image of The Dear Leader, and will also feature the title of the new North Korean National Anthem, “Everything is Awesome!”
The Dear Leader is the only human in the world capable of calculating hashes in his head. (He operates at approximately 14.26 TH/s) A reasonable percentage (1.9%) of coins will be personally mind-mined by The Dear Leader before the coin’s introduction, for his benevolent purposes.
As one of the world’s most respected economist, The Dear Leader instructs that the market value of each KOR will be approximately 1 Billion US Dollars.
For more information email kimjongun at safe-mail.net
BOUNTIES
The Dear Leader is currently offering a bounty of 100 KOR for translation of this announcement into Chinese.
In the Chinese translation, please include the satement: "Nanny nanny boo boo to President Xi Jinping" in large red characters.
More bounties to be announced soon...
The Dear Leader knows that it is customary for country coins to have an air drop.
To accomplish the Air Drop, The Dear Leader has enlisted the North Korea drone fleet. On the appointed day, the skies over Pyongyang will rain down with riches.
When the North Korean drone program was revealed to the world a few weeks ago, imperialists around the globe quaked in fear. While it is true that the Korean drone fleet can deliver devastating strikes at will, The Dear Leader wants the world to know that it can also be used for peaceful purposes, such as dropping things on the North Korean people.
