One of the greatest pests of our times: the Drone.
They make noise, they spy on you and they shoot rockets at you while you are not suspecting it.
Of course there are multiple solutions. We have the telescopic fly swatter:
Or the Redneck solution:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGLxKXtkHpYBoth have their obvious downsides of course. Luckily Lockheed Martin now has the final solution: GIANT SPACE LAZORS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l5qKSKsfUPMI send Lockheed Martin an email asking if they ship to Jemen and Waziristan, and whether the device works with a 15W diesel generator.