Welcome to Nakamototown!

[Dutch Merganser]

The not-quite-right reverend Satoshi Jones Nakamoto extends his open arms and welcomes you to the first day of your new life in The Bitcon!

Please enjoy the Kool-Aid, feel free to share it with your friends, family, and neighbors, we're always mining more. Ask any of the deacons for help, just avoid eye contact with them unless you actually want to be molested. Asking "What's that smell?" is discouraged as it only gets worse once you know how it's made.

Enjoy your stay and remember "The greatest thing about nothing is that it lasts forever." - From the "Thoughts of Reverend Nakamoto"

[rjk]

The not-quite-right reverend Satoshi Jones Nakamoto extends his open arms and welcomes you to the first day of your new life in The Bitcon!

Please enjoy the Kool-Aid, feel free to share it with your friends, family, and neighbors, we're always mining more. Ask any of the deacons for help, just avoid eye contact with them unless you actually want to be molested. Asking "What's that smell?" is discouraged as it only gets worse once you know how it's made.

Enjoy your stay and remember "The greatest thing about nothing is that it lasts forever." - From the "Thoughts of Reverend Nakamoto"

wat

http://bitprayer.com/

[Epoch]

Don't mind Dutch, folks. I think there's something in that Kool-Aid, he's obviously been at it a bit too long.

Seriously, welcome everyone to the bitcointalk forums. Lots of good information here, lots of friendly and knowledgeable people (and some douchebags as well, but you'll get to recognize them soon enough!). Once you get your 5 posts and 4 hours in, you'll have full access to all of the boards.

Hope to see you there out in the Wild!

[Dutch Merganser]

Don't mind Dutch, folks. I think there's something in that Kool-Aid, he's obviously been at it a bit too long.

Seriously, welcome everyone to the bitcointalk forums. Lots of good information here, lots of friendly and knowledgeable people (and some douchebags as well, but you'll get to recognize them soon enough!). Once you get your 5 posts and 4 hours in, you'll have full access to all of the boards.

Hope to see you there out in the Wild!

That's right boys and girls, they're "friendly", no such thing as a "bad touch" here 

Once again, welcome to a dream come true, make it yours and you will never need one of your own!

[ZodiacDragon84]

Come with me, and you'll be,in a land of bitcoin revelations. (charlie and the chocolate factory song in background)