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April 25, 2014, 07:55:21 PM
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This is your final final final warning folks. You need to be think and planning NOW to deal with the wealth bitcoin will bring you in the next few years.

  • Don't talk about your stash. Long forgotten friends and distant relatives will be contacting you with sob stories and requests for a handout.
  • You think scammers and hackers are bad now? Wait until your coins are trading for $100k each. Learn about offline security TODAY and lock those private keys up tight. If you're using a web wallet to hold anything more that pocket change you're doing it wrong.
  • Rolling up in a stretch Hummer or jacked-up Tesla with flame decals may sound like a great idea now, but it's not cool to show off. Remember, you were a penniless schmuck once too.
  • Just because you can afford to buy an island doesn't mean you should. Islands attract pirates, and sometimes they sink or explode. Anyone offering to sell you island insurance is probably secretly a pirate.
  • Don't get suckered into buying magic beans, alien technology, or an immortality potion. Only vampires live forever, deal with it.
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April 25, 2014, 07:58:16 PM
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This is your final final final warning folks. You need to be think and planning NOW to deal with the wealth bitcoin will bring you in the next few years.

  • Don't talk about your stash. Long forgotten friends and distant relatives will be contacting you with sob stories and requests for a handout.
  • You think scammers and hackers are bad now? Wait until your coins are trading for $100k each. Learn about offline security TODAY and lock those private keys up tight. If you're using a web wallet to hold anything more that pocket change you're doing it wrong.
  • Rolling up in a stretch Hummer or jacked-up Tesla with flame decals may sound like a great idea now, but it's not cool to show off. Remember, you were a penniless schmuck once too.
  • Just because you can afford to buy an island doesn't mean you should. Islands attract pirates, and sometimes they sink or explode. Anyone offering to sell you island insurance is probably secretly a pirate.
  • Don't get suckered into buying magic beans, alien technology, or an immortality potion. Only vampires live forever, deal with it.

+1  Sage advice for tomorrow's leaders.
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April 25, 2014, 08:17:28 PM
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tought that would be another FUD saying that bitcoin will plunge to $10 in a month.
I already follow 1 and 2, I don't let real life people know about my bitcoin investiments, and follow the trust no one rule.
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April 25, 2014, 09:18:06 PM
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  • Just because you can afford to buy an island doesn't mean you should. Islands attract pirates, and sometimes they sink or explode. Anyone offering to sell you island insurance is probably secretly a pirate.


There goes that idea.

 Cry

Out of curiosity, was your idea buying an island, or selling island insurance?
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April 25, 2014, 09:38:14 PM
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Very nice  Cheesy
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April 25, 2014, 09:49:11 PM
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This is like Fight Club.

First Rule about Bitcoin, don't talk about Bitcoin.

"His name is Satoshi Nakamoto"  "His name is Satoshi Nakamoto"

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April 25, 2014, 09:57:45 PM
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  • Just because you can afford to buy an island doesn't mean you should. Islands attract pirates, and sometimes they sink or explode. Anyone offering to sell you island insurance is probably secretly a pirate.


There goes that idea.

 Cry

Out of curiosity, was your idea buying an island, or selling island insurance?

This made my day. "Islands sometimes sink or explode". I'm just like WTF and LOL right now.
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April 25, 2014, 10:06:06 PM
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This is like Fight Club.

First Rule about Bitcoin, don't talk about Bitcoin.

"His name is Satoshi Nakamoto"  "His name is Satoshi Nakamoto"

His name is Satoshi Nakamoto  Cheesy

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April 25, 2014, 10:51:29 PM
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are hookers and blow still fair game?
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April 25, 2014, 11:02:37 PM
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Great tips

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April 25, 2014, 11:14:21 PM
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+1 a message to the future..

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April 26, 2014, 12:13:34 AM
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Dont forget to let your mami or child know your secret key  Roll Eyes
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April 26, 2014, 12:25:11 AM
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Back that shit up!! Grin
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April 26, 2014, 12:30:29 AM
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Is this my final warning?
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April 26, 2014, 12:59:13 AM
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If they thought of a telsa they're already a douche, no saving them.
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April 26, 2014, 01:37:42 AM
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  • Just because you can afford to buy an island doesn't mean you should. Islands attract pirates, and sometimes they sink or explode. Anyone offering to sell you island insurance is probably secretly a pirate.


There goes that idea.

 Cry

Out of curiosity, was your idea buying an island, or selling island insurance?

This made my day. "Islands sometimes sink or explode". I'm just like WTF and LOL right now.
I think he means "pirates sometimes sink or explode".

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April 26, 2014, 01:51:49 AM
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Dont forget to let your mami or child know your secret key  Roll Eyes

I think somebody you Know and trust should know about it, in case you die. For instance, yesterday a moderator in the spanish area died. I'm pretty sure he had some bitcoins stashed, but if he kept it to himself , those coins are lost and his family/significant other/cthulu will get shit from that investment
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April 26, 2014, 02:06:05 AM
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It would be wonderful if it comes true. I don't see it going that high, but 10-20 times more than today would be nice.
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April 26, 2014, 02:12:21 AM
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  • Just because you can afford to buy an island doesn't mean you should. Islands attract pirates, and sometimes they sink or explode. Anyone offering to sell you island insurance is probably secretly a pirate.


There goes that idea.

 Cry

Then again, there are pirates, and then there are pirates.

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April 26, 2014, 03:55:44 AM
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This is your LAST warning!

tought that would be another FUD saying that bitcoin will plunge to $10 in a month.
I already follow 1 and 2, I don't let real life people know about my bitcoin investiments, and follow the trust no one rule.

I had a feeling this thread might be Bullish.  Smiley

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