AHOY!

[DigiDoubloon]

Ahoy there bitmates!

I've been at sea through two of the roughest storms a Captain has ever seen, storms that strike fear into the hearts of land lubbers and bilge rats aplenty.

I tell no lies. When the seas were awash with bounty and the wind filled my sails I traded. Tis the height of prosperity I said to myself and 'ol Cap'n Doubloon needs a new sextant. Better weather came and I stamp my wooden leg when I think about the sextant I could've had, but when yar needs a sextant yar needs a sextant!

The cats out of the bag many say and she still be hard sailing but listen to an old sea dog when I tells ya,

HOLD FAST!

So many doubloons being invested in ports, sails, lockers, man o wars, liners, anchors and ladders. The sailing of this year will not be the sailing of next year.

Hold fast through the swells and keep your mind ship shape and Bristol fashion.

When the new age of sail comes bringing safety to these seas watch the lubbers and bilge rats lining up at the dock to climb aboard 

Old Captain Doubloon will be behind the helm of a clipper or will go down in this dinghy.

Aye

[cbeast]

Ahoy Skipper! Do you need a First Mate?

[Yogafan00000]

Great. Now I have the SpongeBob song stuck in my head....

[inca]

Ahoy there bitmates!

I've been at sea through two of the roughest storms a Captain has ever seen, storms that strike fear into the hearts of land lubbers and bilge rats aplenty.

I tell no lies. When the seas were awash with bounty and the wind filled my sails I traded. Tis the height of prosperity I said to myself and 'ol Cap'n Doubloon needs a new sextant. Better weather came and I stamp my wooden leg when I think about the sextant I could've had, but when yar needs a sextant yar needs a sextant!

The cats out of the bag many say and she still be hard sailing but listen to an old sea dog when I tells ya,

HOLD FAST!

So many doubloons being invested in ports, sails, lockers, man o wars, liners, anchors and ladders. The sailing of this year will not be the sailing of next year.

Hold fast through the swells and keep your mind ship shape and Bristol fashion.

When the new age of sail comes bringing safety to these seas watch the lubbers and bilge rats lining up at the dock to climb aboard 

Old Captain Doubloon will be behind the helm of a clipper or will go down in this dinghy.

Aye

Shiver me timbers!

[DigiDoubloon]

Ahoy Skipper! Do you need a First Mate?

Aye! Tis a most fortuitous name that be too CBeast! I dare say you can stare the crest of any wave in the eye!

Good to have you aboard   

Aye

[cbeast]

Cap'n, looking at the charts it appears the Land of $10000 can be reached by September the Nineteenth.

[DigiDoubloon]

Great. Now I have the SpongeBob song stuck in my head....

When ol' Cap'n had two legs diving for sponges was a great pastime. I only heard them sing when I was on the grog and never met a sponge called Bob. I'm sure he is a fine singer and great sponge! 

Aye

[DigiDoubloon]

Ahoy there bitmates!

I've been at sea through two of the roughest storms a Captain has ever seen, storms that strike fear into the hearts of land lubbers and bilge rats aplenty.

I tell no lies. When the seas were awash with bounty and the wind filled my sails I traded. Tis the height of prosperity I said to myself and 'ol Cap'n Doubloon needs a new sextant. Better weather came and I stamp my wooden leg when I think about the sextant I could've had, but when yar needs a sextant yar needs a sextant!

The cats out of the bag many say and she still be hard sailing but listen to an old sea dog when I tells ya,

HOLD FAST!

So many doubloons being invested in ports, sails, lockers, man o wars, liners, anchors and ladders. The sailing of this year will not be the sailing of next year.

Hold fast through the swells and keep your mind ship shape and Bristol fashion.

When the new age of sail comes bringing safety to these seas watch the lubbers and bilge rats lining up at the dock to climb aboard 

Old Captain Doubloon will be behind the helm of a clipper or will go down in this dinghy.

Aye

Shiver me timbers!

Aye!

[DigiDoubloon]

Cap'n, looking at the charts it appears the Land of $10000 can be reached by September the Nineteenth.

Why so long Beastie?

Are our sails footloose like the old goxsails? We don't need to lay ahull. Let go and haul, trim the jib and we'll be there by the thirteenth. A most fortuitous number for old sea dogs!

Aye!

(I be shackled by the sands of time)

[cbeast]

Cap'n, looking at the charts it appears the Land of $10000 can be reached by September the Nineteenth.

Why so long Beastie?

Are our sails footloose like the old goxsails? We don't need to lay ahull. Let go and haul, trim the jib and we'll be there by the thirteenth. A most fortuitous number for old sea dogs!

Aye!

(I be shackled by the sands of time)

Aye aye skipper! There be too many pirates on Septeenth anyway.

[DigiDoubloon]

Cap'n, looking at the charts it appears the Land of $10000 can be reached by September the Nineteenth.

Why so long Beastie?

Are our sails footloose like the old goxsails? We don't need to lay ahull. Let go and haul, trim the jib and we'll be there by the thirteenth. A most fortuitous number for old sea dogs!

Aye!

(I be shackled by the sands of time)

Aye aye skipper! There be too many pirates on Septeenth anyway.

Aye... Pirates...

Kissing the gunners daughter is too good for them. Keel hauling is too good for them. Admiralty Law will weed them out in the end.

Aye

[frienemy]

This thread need RUM! Barrels of that fiery liquor!

Today's choice is Ron Zacapa Sistema Solera 15. Captain, shall I serve? Those hodlers need a spirit to keep their spirit up!

[DigiDoubloon]

This thread need RUM! Barrels of that fiery liquor!

Today's choice is Ron Zacapa Sistema Solera 15. Captain, shall I serve? Those hodlers need a spirit to keep their spirit up!

Splice the mainbrace!

A fine choice bitmate!

I remember the days when grog was used as currency. They were no fancy names for denominations, millibits, sissybits, microbits.

Sippers or gulpers, that was it.

Fill to the brim bitmate! I was always a gulper!

Aye

[frienemy]

Fifteen men on the Goxman's chest
Yo-ho-ho, and a barrel of coins!
Trade and the devil shall do the rest
Yo-ho-ho, and a barrel of coins!


Cheers to the true hodlers on deck!

[frienemy]

Watch out Capt'n! Huge Elliotwave ahead! Hoist the sails and use the wave as a ramp to the shiney moon. Let's make this ship a spaceship!

Aye

[cbeast]

I'm spotting privateers from the crowsnest.

[frienemy]

Is that the attempt of a solid bank trying to sail our shiny Bitcoin Sea?

[DigiDoubloon]

Too Many lols bitmates!

such grog

wow



Aye 

[DigiDoubloon]

Ol' Cap'n has come back to his senses.

While haughtily singing bitmate frienemy's song and gulping ale rum Cap'n nearly fell off his wooden leg at the sight of the frigate RBS on the horizon.

That is one ship of many kept afloat by Act of Grace.


Aye

[kooke]

Scupper that!

Tis a mad scurvy dog he who dares hodl! Lower yer masts and sodl yer coins, I spy rough seas ahead cap'n!

Did ye hear the canon shots last night? A final warning ya reckon?