Oh, I assure you, I took no actual offense. I was just being my normal sarcastic self. (Not that anyone here knows what 'normal' is for me yet, since this is my 3rd post on these forums.) And, I have no delusions as to my artistic abilities. I just thought the picture would get a chuckle from some folks.
But, photoshop skills? Puleeeze.
That photo was gimped!
Damn, I just can't help myself.