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May 03, 2014, 09:09:38 AM
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An Ice Chest = A Nice Chest

Potential:

Pickup line
Picture of you with your ice chest
Girl holding an ice chest

bonus joke I made:

"I got you a present for you"
"What is it?"
"I'll wrap it when I give it to you"


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May 03, 2014, 09:11:34 AM
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Only time I can see it working is at the beach.
Oh, the fun I could get into...
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May 03, 2014, 09:11:44 AM
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Don't give up your day job  Grin

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May 03, 2014, 09:19:24 AM
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Don't give up your day job  Grin

If I gave up my day job, 1/1600th of the BTC hashrate would drop. I think many people here would want me to quit my day job lol.

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May 03, 2014, 09:22:38 AM
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I'm sure you're not the first one to say that joke or make a play on words between a 'nice chest' and an 'ice chest.  Grin.

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May 03, 2014, 10:03:31 AM
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I'm sure you're not the first one to say that joke or make a play on words between a 'nice chest' and an 'ice chest.  Grin.

Lol that's why I posted here so it can be on the record :p.

Random share: I thought of the Samsung Group Play concept 3 years before it came out. I told people about it back then and they remembered.

Did the same with bitcoin when it was 3$. They thought I was crazy lol.

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May 03, 2014, 11:00:30 AM
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I'm sure you're not the first one to say that joke or make a play on words between a 'nice chest' and an 'ice chest.  Grin.

Lol that's why I posted here so it can be on the record :p.

Random share: I thought of the Samsung Group Play concept 3 years before it came out. I told people about it back then and they remembered.

Did the same with bitcoin when it was 3$. They thought I was crazy lol.

I'm sure most people have thought they've come up with a good or original joke at least once in their life only to find out that that's not the case  Cheesy. I think if you write a joke and then you find out it's already been done before then you just need to try harder as it's obliviously not that original haha.

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May 03, 2014, 11:12:59 AM
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I'm sure you're not the first one to say that joke or make a play on words between a 'nice chest' and an 'ice chest.  Grin.

Lol that's why I posted here so it can be on the record :p.

Random share: I thought of the Samsung Group Play concept 3 years before it came out. I told people about it back then and they remembered.

Did the same with bitcoin when it was 3$. They thought I was crazy lol.

What random thoughts do you have on your mind right now?
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May 03, 2014, 01:22:06 PM
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Many when it gets late.

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May 03, 2014, 01:31:00 PM
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This is brilliant. Well, maybe except it is not. So much randomness in this thread. But I laughed a little after reading posts in this thread. So I guess your joke is not that bad.


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May 03, 2014, 01:48:22 PM
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Many when it gets late.

Wondering what BTC will be at the end of this year?
haha... wonder this almost everyday...! and still the uncertainty rises as each day passes..! not looking very good at this point of time though.

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May 03, 2014, 03:00:13 PM
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If she's on the beach ask her if she would like to rub some chapstick on her lips. (chap's dick).
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May 03, 2014, 03:01:27 PM
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 Roll Eyes . . .

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May 03, 2014, 07:49:58 PM
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Wait this joke is very funny,

are you ready for it?

are you sure?

here it goes;




































































































































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May 03, 2014, 10:16:43 PM
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Hahaha, I`ll wrap it when I give it to you.

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Wait this joke is very funny,

are you ready for it?

are you sure?

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Grin Grin YOU Grin Grin

The most empty post ever created. Well done. But is was not really funny Tongue You could put some hidden message in there at least...


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May 04, 2014, 08:36:55 AM
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Hmm, I'll definitely have to use this as a pick-up line some day! I don't see how it could not work? Grin
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