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January 17, 2012, 12:19:32 AM
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Such an outdated method for transferring wealth...  Grin

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/men-arrested-for-smuggling-gold-in-rectums-011612
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January 17, 2012, 12:23:31 AM
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they always told me you can't send gold down a wire;  they never said you can send it up your rectum  Cheesy
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January 17, 2012, 12:26:46 AM
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One ounce of gold in hand is worth two ounces of gold in...rectum

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January 17, 2012, 12:26:53 AM
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"What?!? You're saying I could've just emailed the money to myself?!?"
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January 17, 2012, 12:31:30 AM
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"What?!? You're saying I could've just emailed the money to myself?!?"

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January 17, 2012, 12:36:39 AM
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lol fox news

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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January 17, 2012, 12:37:54 AM
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lol fox news

Local Fox affiliate networks are not the same as "Fox News"
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January 17, 2012, 12:54:41 AM
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Yes, this story does seem a bit old-fashioned in the 21st century, doesn't it Grin

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January 17, 2012, 01:20:22 AM
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He's lucky he didn't try to do this in Turkey.


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January 17, 2012, 01:22:15 AM
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lol fox news

Local Fox affiliate networks are not the same as "Fox News"

Local news is just awful. BE AFRAID OF EVERYTHING! YOUR KIDS ARE SNORTING YOUR MOMS ASHES TO GET HIGH! SOME BLACK GUY GOT ARRESTED! DETAILS AT 10!!!!1!!1

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January 17, 2012, 02:55:22 AM
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Ha, real Buttcoins!

i freakin lol'd

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January 17, 2012, 05:02:40 AM
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Maybe this is just a publicity stunt by Tradehill as part of their buttcoin.com acquisition?

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January 17, 2012, 07:24:02 AM
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so that's 10 pounds of gold up his ass

edit: 8 men... so about 1.25 pounds of gold up each of their asses

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January 17, 2012, 07:32:26 AM
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Yup, great thing about bitcoin. No matter how rich I get I can always fit it all in my own ass.

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January 17, 2012, 07:34:48 AM
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He's lucky he didn't try to do this in Turkey.




I watched that movie because of NIN. It was pretty good.

since NIN has been mentioned, i must know what movie that is !  
please do share
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January 17, 2012, 08:17:44 AM
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He's lucky he didn't try to do this in Turkey.




I watched that movie because of NIN. It was pretty good.

since NIN has been mentioned, i must know what movie that is !  
please do share

I watched that movie back in the 70's. I haven't a clue what NIN is. Going to Google it now.

EDIT: The movie is Midnight Express, Serge. NIN, I think, is Nine Inch Nails.

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I watched that movie back in the 70's. I haven't a clue what NIN is. Going to Google it now.

EDIT: The movie is Midnight Express, Serge. NIN, I think, is Nine Inch Nails.

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yes Bruno, nine inch nails. can't make 2+2 on this one, i sow the image called midnight express googled it and sow the movie was made in 1978 figured i was on the wrong path. maybe Trent made early acting appearance in it *shrug*, i liked his music back in 90s.
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January 17, 2012, 08:40:34 PM
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EDIT: The movie is Midnight Express, Serge. NIN, I think, is Nine Inch Nails.

I love the Chase theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akyx5iu_z8Y), by Giorgio Moroder, from this movie.

Yes, this story does seem a bit old-fashioned in the 21st century, doesn't it Grin

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January 17, 2012, 09:59:06 PM
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How many of you are buying the story that the full body scanners popping up like mushrooms are dedicated to looking for 'terrorists'?

  http://www.forbes.com/sites/andygreenberg/2011/03/02/docs-reveal-tsa-plan-to-body-scan-pedestrians-train-passengers/

I actually do buy that story though with the caveat that conspiring to employ unauthorized forms of value transmission will be considered a form of domestic terrorism.  I suspect that the 'good' people be using their government issued cash-card or some such and nothing else.  As I watch the evolution of our society here in the US, I suspect that people will probably welcome such a solution in part because with some engineering it could represent their best hope for survival.


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January 17, 2012, 10:38:01 PM
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It is illegal for them to transport gold with them? This is smuggling?

F'n crazy.

Probably not as crazy as them thinking that that wouldn't make a metal detector go off.

The nice thing about bitcoin is all you need is a piece of paper. Heck, if you use a deterministic wallet, you can just use a secret phrase that you memorize.

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