Loan for motorcycle

[dank]

Hi, I am in need for a loan for a motorcycle until I release dankcoin within the next couple weeks.  I was hoping to release it today but it is not quite ready and the programmers are not constantly available at this time.

I need a motorcycle because my mother stole my keys and is inhibiting my ability to live.  I have places I need to go and friends to see to spread love into this world and my parents are stopping that from happening and therefor deterring the progression and evolution of mankind as each action ripples throughout the universe.

Also, there's a very sweet girl from my middle school that I'd love to see even though I never really talked to her before and I would need a motorcycle to enable that to happen.

And to be honest, I'm thinking of buying a bike and then selling it or giving it away, as to lead by example, once my mom returns the keys (no point in keeping them if I have another one).

The bike I have now is perfect for me.  She is a little old and has 30,000+ miles but I love her, I feel a real connection as if she speaks to me when she struggles and keeps me informed and safe.  Despite her minor cosmetic damage, she is perfect to me and is one bad ass motorcycle that I do not wish to trade for any other.

Loan is on your terms but would paid back within a month as dankcoin will succeed quite rapidly now that the bitcoin administrators decided to ban me for 5 days, thus proving my point completely.  Bitcoin was a great concept but has been corrupted by greedy minds and it seems some in power no longer value the right to free speech if you're speaking for a superior love based society.

Thus, dankcoin will surpass the bitcoin economy as people seek a coin where money is less so held by the greedy.  The people that have the most faith in my message of love and sharing I will post with the coin will have the most money and therefor be able to create the most positive change in society.  The people who doubt me the most will have the least and nature will correct itself once again.  As the coin grows, the amount of faith people have towards me will as well and dankcoin is simply another superior equation by removing greed from the monetary system as efficiently as possible.

I am hoping the programmers will reprogram the coin to autoterminate after one year as to show the world how little money is necessary to a thriving, healthy civilization.  Money truly inhibits and retards the progression of man kind and dankcoin will largely disrupt the greed based society we have in place now to make way for a superior world of peace and prosperity.

Any help would be greatly appreciated as I am currently unable to accomplish much peace work without proper transportation.

Thank you for your time, peace.

[monbux]

Dude, I will be nice and give you a tip.  Go on the street and beg, you'll get a lot more donations that way.

Oh yeah... Who's Squall?  oh wait... I remember him...  Do YOU remember him? 

[dank]

I was kidnapped and have not been available to a computer for the last two weeks.

[acs267]

I was kidnapped and have not been available to a computer for the last two weeks.

Really?
pls tel me moar bout ur exps

[jonald_fyookball]

I am hoping the programmers will reprogram the coin to autoterminate after one year as to show the world how little money is necessary to a thriving, healthy civilization.

That sounds like a winning move.  Now EVERYONE will want to invest in this coin, and
you'll have loads of money to pay back this loan.  woohoo!

[acs267]

I am hoping the programmers will reprogram the coin to autoterminate after one year as to show the world how little money is necessary to a thriving, healthy civilization.

That sounds like a winning move.  Now EVERYONE will want to invest in this coin, and
you'll have loads of money to pay back this loan.  woohoo!

Shh, don't question his abilities! Everybody believes Dank!

[jonald_fyookball]

I am hoping the programmers will reprogram the coin to autoterminate after one year as to show the world how little money is necessary to a thriving, healthy civilization.

That sounds like a winning move.  Now EVERYONE will want to invest in this coin, and
you'll have loads of money to pay back this loan.  woohoo!

Shh, don't question his abilities! Everybody believes Dank!

i wasnt questioning.  i was saying what a great idea it is.

[monbux]

I was kidnapped and have not been available to a computer for the last two weeks.

Your kidnapper must have really liked you to do something like that.

[dank]

The police kidnapped me because of my pants.  Just read the story...

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19934463/fpart/1/vc/1/nt/6

[jonald_fyookball]

looks like the shoomery crowd takes you about seriously as we do.

i thought this guy was banned like so hard.

wtf is going on here. he's clearly bonkos.

[dank]

that's why it's +8.

[Vod]

God, where is Casey Kasem?