Twinkie's contain rocket fuel, so no thanks.
You mean carboxymethyl cellulose? That's the only Twinkie ingredient that's also an ingredient in rocket fuel (though it's not the
only ingredient in rocket fuel - you (probably) can't make a rocket out of Twinkie batter). It's simply a viscosity modifier, and is not just used in foods, but also in toothpastes, detergents, water-based paints, and industrial and personal lubricants. It's a very versatile chemical. Best of all, it's gluten-free!