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January 28, 2012, 12:01:16 PM
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Since everyone seems to be farting out ridiculous 'social sharing' that people treat like blogs, and blogs that people treat like their own personal diaries, I thought I might capitalize on the entire thing by cutting to the chase (people love honesty!)

Introducing



I'm selling shares now for $1,000,000USD per share, with a trillion shares available.

Is everyone ready to get in on this bleeding edge synergy?

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January 28, 2012, 12:10:11 PM
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Since everyone seems to be farting out ridiculous 'social sharing' that people treat like blogs, and blogs that people treat like their own personal diaries, I thought I might capitalize on the entire thing by cutting to the chase (people love honesty!)

Introducing



I'm selling shares now for $1,000,000USD per share, with a trillion shares available.

Is everyone ready to get in on this bleeding edge synergy?

OK. How can I buy !?
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January 28, 2012, 12:41:24 PM
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Matt - you're onto something, even if you don't think so. This is the next polytetrafluoroethylene. Will you be listing on GLBSE?

Is the domain available?
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January 28, 2012, 12:51:02 PM
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Is the domain available?

lol- it is

1DxP5iL6hN5Gd3cwmDz9uFSntW8ALBQaGK

http://gamerkeys.net/common/home.htm <- the best place to get games!

my portfoio: http://windowsofamind.com
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January 28, 2012, 08:19:50 PM
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...  Cheesy I wonder what this will be a spin off of   Roll Eyes
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January 29, 2012, 12:04:36 AM
Last edit: January 29, 2012, 12:16:52 AM by Phinnaeus Gage
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...  Cheesy I wonder what this will be a spin off of   Roll Eyes

Did somebody just ask me a question?





Now for my Brain Fart of the Day, or BFoD on Twunker:



I say we bottle and brand this. Here's our customer base:


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January 29, 2012, 12:25:21 AM
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I'm announcing MY new service: twunkur.

blogging + twittering = blit

Come blit at twunkur today!


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January 29, 2012, 12:30:48 AM
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Since everyone seems to be farting out ridiculous 'social sharing' that people treat like blogs, and blogs that people treat like their own personal diaries, I thought I might capitalize on the entire thing by cutting to the chase (people love honesty!)

Introducing



I'm selling shares now for $1,000,000USD per share, with a trillion shares available.

Is everyone ready to get in on this bleeding edge synergy?


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January 29, 2012, 04:25:39 PM
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I'm announcing my new service: twunkur.

blogging + twittering = blit

Come blit at twunkur today!



Twunker is tweamin' with twactivity.

What Have You Twunk Today?

~Bruno: Twunker at Large~

Fake edit: Does Tor have a social media service? If not, would Twunker suffice?
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January 29, 2012, 04:26:47 PM
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God it stinks in here. Did somebody twunk?

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January 29, 2012, 04:33:09 PM
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God it stinks in here. Did somebody twunk?

Twunker: The Twaw of Atwaction

Where no Twunks Stwink!


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January 30, 2012, 01:27:27 AM
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So, Matthew, would you like to tell the community from where you got this idea?

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January 30, 2012, 01:36:13 AM
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Myspace:  Allowed for a full profile, photo sharing, status updates, music, etc.

Facebook:  Allowed for a full profile, photo sharing, but with an emphasis on status updates.

Formspring:  Ask other users questions, and the users respond in similar fashion to a status update.

Twitter:  Focuses ONLY on status updates.

Matt's new company:  Smiley faces only.

The next big thing will be the next big leap in simplicity.
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January 30, 2012, 02:02:01 AM
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This thread

Any significantly advanced cryptocurrency is indistinguishable from Ponzi Tulips.
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January 31, 2012, 02:51:52 PM
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Twunk Outside the Box!


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February 05, 2012, 05:05:13 PM
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I formally request that this thread be removed from this forum because Twunker was clearly developed from my idea and I was not given credit for it.

~Bruno~
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February 05, 2012, 05:08:39 PM
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Hmm. This could get a lot of traffic for people that miss the i and hit the u instead. Good luck with that, Matthew!  Wink

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February 05, 2012, 05:14:02 PM
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Hmm. This could get a lot of traffic for people that miss the i and hit the u instead. Good luck with that, Matthew!  Wink

Good point, cbeast. I had to Google that and found the answer in Urban Dictionary. I refrained from searching images like I did when I researched goatse. Learnt my lesson there. BTW, how come so many people know about this stuff on this board, and I don't? Just asking!

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February 05, 2012, 05:23:46 PM
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Hmm. This could get a lot of traffic for people that miss the i and hit the u instead. Good luck with that, Matthew!  Wink

Good point, cbeast. I had to Google that and found the answer in Urban Dictionary. I refrained from searching images like I did when I researched goatse. Learnt my lesson there. BTW, how come so many people know about this stuff on this board, and I don't? Just asking!

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You answered your own question. I also learned that lesson the hard way. =p

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February 05, 2012, 06:53:02 PM
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Hmm. This could get a lot of traffic for people that miss the i and hit the u instead. Good luck with that, Matthew!  Wink

Good point, cbeast. I had to Google that and found the answer in Urban Dictionary. I refrained from searching images like I did when I researched goatse. Learnt my lesson there. BTW, how come so many people know about this stuff on this board, and I don't? Just asking!

~Bruno~

You answered your own question. I also learned that lesson the hard way. =p

You want to partner with me, cbeast? I have this idea called Twinkersee.
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