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July 30, 2014, 12:32:53 AM |
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"And this little piggy went hashing!" #47 What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. Damn, what are the odds of winning this? oh wells.. at least I tried. And its still 1 month to go.. which more entries are prob enter.  |
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tsm
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July 30, 2014, 04:59:39 AM |
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"And this little piggy went hashing!"
#24
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
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cescan
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July 30, 2014, 06:00:39 AM |
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And this little piggy went hashing
Entry #:35
Customer #: 20839
She sends him a SMS message:
- My dear, if you sleep send me your dreams, if you laugh send me your smile, if you cry send me your tears. I love you.
He answers:
- I’m on latrine duty. What do you want that I send to you?
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nwfella
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Well hello there!
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July 30, 2014, 06:05:21 AM |
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And this little piggy went hashing
Customer #20836
Entry #51
A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.
"What seems to be the problem, madam?"
"I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He's still not seeing things my way."
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Gimme the crypto!!
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dariuss
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July 30, 2014, 02:30:59 PM |
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"And this little piggy went hashing"
Entry #41
Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer.
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Galio
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July 30, 2014, 03:02:37 PM |
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"And this little piggy went hashing"
#76
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
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lepirate
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July 30, 2014, 03:16:34 PM |
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And this little piggy went hashing! Entry: #35 Customer: #20896 A man walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms. The store clerk asks the man: "What are you going to do with all of those?" The man replies: "I taught my dog to swallow them, and now he shits in little plastic baggies!"  |
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Fiora
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July 30, 2014, 04:16:30 PM |
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"And this little piggy went hashing"
Entry #61
Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
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josef2000
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July 30, 2014, 06:30:23 PM |
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And this little piggy went hashing! 16 (josef) Customer ID: 19471 http://pbmining.com?ref=josef1005 |
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byt411
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July 30, 2014, 06:42:17 PM |
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Seriously, stop. I've told you that you aren't eligible. Submitting another entry, regardless for being a correct or incorrect (like this one) entry doesn't make a difference. You are ineligible for the contest. Please read the rules properly, unless you lack the ability to do so.
Have a nice day.
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anivia
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July 31, 2014, 02:37:42 PM |
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"And this little piggy went hashing"
Entry#11
At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is you have 24 hours left to live." Tom replies, "That's the good news?!" Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday."
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ashe
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July 31, 2014, 09:15:09 PM |
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"And this little piggy went hashing"
Entry #15
Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.
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josef2000
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August 01, 2014, 10:09:53 AM |
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Seriously, stop. I've told you that you aren't eligible. Submitting another entry, regardless for being a correct or incorrect (like this one) entry doesn't make a difference. You are ineligible for the contest. Please read the rules properly, unless you lack the ability to do so.
Have a nice day.
You know what? You have nothing to say, I just forgot to post my customer ID. So fkin shut up. You're not even the topic poster. Stop be like the best here, everyone could forget something, besides you doctor intelligent? |
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lepirate
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August 01, 2014, 11:31:33 AM |
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Seriously, stop. I've told you that you aren't eligible. Submitting another entry, regardless for being a correct or incorrect (like this one) entry doesn't make a difference. You are ineligible for the contest. Please read the rules properly, unless you lack the ability to do so.
Have a nice day.
You know what? You have nothing to say, I just forgot to post my customer ID. So fkin shut up. You're not even the topic poster. Stop be like the best here, everyone could forget something, besides you doctor intelligent? But he's right you know, you're not eligible for this contest. Read the rules before posting next time: 2TH/S is being given away FOR FREE!
You MUST have a MINIMUM of 40 posts (at the date and time of this posting),
OR hold at least 25GH/s of hash power in your PB Mining account (at any time before the winning blocks).
The bitcointalk account must also be no newer than this announcement.
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leex1528
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August 01, 2014, 02:29:21 PM |
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But he's right you know, you're not eligible for this contest. Read the rules before posting next time: 2TH/S is being given away FOR FREE!
You MUST have a MINIMUM of 40 posts (at the date and time of this posting),
OR hold at least 25GH/s of hash power in your PB Mining account (at any time before the winning blocks).
The bitcointalk account must also be no newer than this announcement.Actually you guys are the ones that are wrong(Not that I am taking sides just helping him out I guess) He does hold at least 25GH/s of hash power in his PB mining account so he is definitely eligible... |
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lepirate
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August 01, 2014, 03:23:36 PM |
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But he's right you know, you're not eligible for this contest. Read the rules before posting next time: 2TH/S is being given away FOR FREE!
You MUST have a MINIMUM of 40 posts (at the date and time of this posting),
OR hold at least 25GH/s of hash power in your PB Mining account (at any time before the winning blocks).
The bitcointalk account must also be no newer than this announcement.Actually you guys are the ones that are wrong(Not that I am taking sides just helping him out I guess) He does hold at least 25GH/s of hash power in his PB mining account so he is definitely eligible... As I understand it he must fulfill both requirements. Both the first: "You MUST have a MINIMUM of 40 posts (at the date and time of this posting),
OR hold at least 25GH/s of hash power in your PB Mining account (at any time before the winning blocks)."which he does (according to what you say, I don't know), and in addition to that the second requirement: " The bitcointalk account must also be no newer than this announcement." And his account IS newer than the announcement. Not that I care if he can join or not, doesn't affect me in any way. PBmining has the last word in this anyway. |
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PBmining (OP)
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August 01, 2014, 03:53:04 PM |
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"The bitcointalk account must also be no newer than this announcement." Yes, this makes him ineligible, unfortunately. Anybody who is not eligible still has the freedom of trying. Not everyone takes the time to read the rules with a magnifying glass, and that's okay.  |
Did you know?: Most of our hash power comes from other sources. We are now specialized in the resale of cloudmining contracts through our associates!
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leex1528
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August 01, 2014, 04:32:37 PM |
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I guess I am the one that cannot read:(
Fail me.
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bigtimespaghetti
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bigtimespaghetti.com
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August 01, 2014, 08:01:48 PM |
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"And this little piggy went hashing!" Customer #: 21181  |
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niktitan132
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August 01, 2014, 08:09:03 PM |
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And this little piggy went hashing! Entry # : 52Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant. |
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