Giveaways of 0.01 BTC for giving us good oneliners, slogans or bitcoin joke

[Satosh¡ Slot]

EDIT: Changed payout to 0.01.
0.1 Winner: Lightweight

Please note that we're looking for short sound bites or oneliners to include in the game infobar. They can't be more than one sentence.

In the game Satoshi Slot, we have placed many of Bitcoin comunty memes and jokes that are popular. These can be seen throughout the game and we would like o have more. Some examples below:

• To the moon!!! L(°0°)
• It can only go UP UP UP!!1
• If you got Goxed I feel bad for you son
• Mining my own business since 2009
• In cryptography we trust
• Hashes to hashes, fiat to dust.
• Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young?
• I'm decentralizing world domination.

We give out 0.01 BTC to anyone that comes up with a oneliners, joke, smart propaganda, or a slogan that we include in the game. Happy brain mining!

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[austins]

Sunny, magic, Satoshi Slot.

Bitcoin address: 1DvBQfsPWX6yonsYnh4Za7GxNaFsdFDDo3

[goose20]

Oh so many...


One does not simply understand what is Bitcoin.


Addy:15SSSmXELHg4szZNzW71oKmBrpqvq9kTHZ

[goose20]

Umm just one more..

Bitcoin - I'm gonna hodl you forever!


Addy:15SSSmXELHg4szZNzW71oKmBrpqvq9kTHZ

[Wendigo]

Dude, where's my bitcoin?

18gcFLnvZqrgX5N7nKK6LAiRkC57QbwZ5D

[feedo]

i wish i was a Bitcoin

BTC  1CdwYmrQKhgYiAPiwukrRasFXMrVUZNxGk

[Parazyd]

Got Bitcoin?
Choo Choo!
I hear my train'a comin
Once it was worth $10.
One of my virtual monies is worth your monthly paycheck!
A Bitcoin a day keeps the tax collectors away.
Fees? No thanks.
I bought a single pizza with 10000 Bitcoins.

Need moar?

[nrnogueira]

Do you feel lucky....Bitcoin?

1LoMZnVbLWstv3d97TtdD5hUsqsYiuepim

[Parham6]

Rise and shine coiny, rise and shine!
Addy: 1FdQjxFXe91ozGuKE9JX3pGWvXJVN7nmYT

[Lightweight]

Wow such Coin, So much Wow
Like a Boss!!
What is this, I dont even know.
Oh god not the Bitcoin.
I has a Bitcoin
Never gonna give up Bitcoin.

1H6qr4ozCVtUsDMYoVUcsCYqHeZ8rydSEJ

[pthnmj]

Satoshi Slot is the new HOT

PM ME for my addy

[rohnearner]

Moses, Jesus Christ and Nietzsche are asked about what do they think about bitcoin.
Moses says:
'It is great. And if it were today I'd rather forget about the ten commandments and tell you only that you should use bitcoin'.
And Jesus says:
'Yes, it is great. And if it were today I would not tell you, "You shall love each other" but rather, "You shall love bitcoin".
Finally, Nietzsche says:
'I also agree. And if it were today I would not say that, 'God is dead' but rather, 'Bitcoin is creation.'

 My Addy : 14RxL36JkhuYkF2636x39YkWLwpkaFEmHH

[FanEagle]

All hail Bitcoin!
I was there when 1 Bitcoin worth 1 dollar
Bitcoin is like your first love,you will always remember it.
Wait what? You forgot your wallet password with 100 BTC in it?


1GEaVD7RLKP5FjPrsJ4FeZcvHhQcY8WiCk

[bitmaster111]

A bitcoin walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What can I get you?"
Bitcoin says "I'll have a beer, a plate of nachos, and a can of motor oil."
Then the goat sitting next to him gets up and starts playing jazz flute.


address : 1ERdDqZpsGyDJXq54zretVc3TR1XwqdUtp

[Joca97]

One and only Satoshi Slot


19RmoHjANGwoNr3g711iKpQGLWEhtGZM1c

[leex1528]

In Bitcoin we trust

[pyromaniac]

Not near future. Grandfather tells: Once upon a time I bought a pizza for a billion dollars..  
1NgPoms7D22dEZLcEGdTcfYPRMfLe1EqjN

[PhurryVermin]

There's dust in my wallet.

1DAfZffhLX9AYp9dCqtvYb8ospJPmJ7hCr

[Nobitcoin]

Bitcoin Schmitcoin!

[monbux]

A bitcoin walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What can I get you?"
Bitcoin says "I'll have a beer, a plate of nachos, and a can of motor oil."
Then the goat sitting next to him gets up and starts playing jazz flute.


address : 1ERdDqZpsGyDJXq54zretVc3TR1XwqdUtp

All these assholes are stealing the jokes from:  http://bitcoinjokes.vacau.com/

So be careful.