The Real Reason You're Circumcised

[TheIrishman]

The Real Reason You're Circumcised

If you're not Jewish and you're circumcised, you need to watch this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng

[Benjig]

It's actually possible to grow back your foreskin with time and the right tools.

Admittedly, it won't ever be the same as a natural one, and as with any body modification there's going to be potential risks but...hey, at least it's not gone for good

[hilariousandco]

You can't 'grow' it back per se but you can stretch the skin back over time. I forget which it was but there was a documentary Richard Dawkins did and he meets a guy who stretched it back and he just whips his cock out and says 'remarkable'. Unless that was just a dream I had? 

[jaberwock]

I feel great being circumcised.

[IamCANADIAN013]

I feel great being circumcised.

Agreed.  I had a buddy years ago that had to be circumcised in his early 20's, something to do with the foreskin not stretching enough and his erection would be incredibly painful.  He went through excruciating pain after the surgery. Guy I work with had it done in his teens, very painful as well apparently 

So glad I had it done when I was a baby and can't remember it.  Then again, whats to say I didn't suffer deep mental trauma from it that hasn't gone away?

[eid]

I feel great being circumcised.

Why do you feel great about it?

I feel great being circumcised.

Agreed.  I had a buddy years ago that had to be circumcised in his early 20's, something to do with the foreskin not stretching enough and his erection would be incredibly painful.  He went through excruciating pain after the surgery. Guy I work with had it done in his teens, very painful as well apparently  

So glad I had it done when I was a baby and can't remember it.  Then again, whats to say I didn't suffer deep mental trauma from it that hasn't gone away?

That's a very strange reason for justifying your circumcision. What if your friend had a heart bypass?


Personally I'm glad to live in a country where there isn't a tradition of unthinking mutilation of babies.

[hilariousandco]

Eh? I think you misread his post because he didn't say anything that would suggest that.

[eid]

Eh? I think you misread his post because he didn't say anything that would suggest that.

He said he's glad he had his done as a baby because it really hurt his friend to have it in later life. It seemed to me an odd reason because his friend only had it for medical reasons; there's no reason to assume he would have had to also.


It is possible I misread that though.

[Parazyd]

So, you cut your penises. Congratulations!

[Mike Christ]

I wish I wasn't circumcised.  A person's stance on it is irrelevant; all that matters is that people have a choice about their bodies.  If the practice of whacking off a baby's foreskin is ended, I guarantee far fewer people would agree to it.

[jaberwock]

I feel great being circumcised.

Why do you feel great about it?

I feel great being circumcised.

Agreed.  I had a buddy years ago that had to be circumcised in his early 20's, something to do with the foreskin not stretching enough and his erection would be incredibly painful.  He went through excruciating pain after the surgery. Guy I work with had it done in his teens, very painful as well apparently  

So glad I had it done when I was a baby and can't remember it.  Then again, whats to say I didn't suffer deep mental trauma from it that hasn't gone away?

That's a very strange reason for justifying your circumcision. What if your friend had a heart bypass?


Personally I'm glad to live in a country where there isn't a tradition of unthinking mutilation of babies.

Most women in my country like circumcised men. If you are uncircumcised then you have lower chance of getting laid.

It proves that you are man and can accept pain. It is my will to do it. I was not force or anything. I was circumcised when I was 8.

[eid]

I feel great being circumcised.

Why do you feel great about it?

I feel great being circumcised.

Agreed.  I had a buddy years ago that had to be circumcised in his early 20's, something to do with the foreskin not stretching enough and his erection would be incredibly painful.  He went through excruciating pain after the surgery. Guy I work with had it done in his teens, very painful as well apparently  

So glad I had it done when I was a baby and can't remember it.  Then again, whats to say I didn't suffer deep mental trauma from it that hasn't gone away?

That's a very strange reason for justifying your circumcision. What if your friend had a heart bypass?


Personally I'm glad to live in a country where there isn't a tradition of unthinking mutilation of babies.

Most women in my country like circumcised men. If you are uncircumcised then you have lower chance of getting laid.

It proves that you are man and can accept pain. It is my will to do it. I was not force or anything. I was circumcised when I was 8.

It doesn't prove anything of the sort. It does show you were cajoled into being mutilated by your parents, as you were not of an age to make such a decision rationally yourself (apparently nor were your parents).


p.s. we don't practice this in my country and looking around me, it seems people get laid just fine.

[jaberwock]

So, you cut your penises. Congratulations!

So you don't know about circumcision? or you are maybe uncircumcised or a girl.

[Parazyd]

I know what circumcision is, but I'd never do it

[jaberwock]

I feel great being circumcised.

Why do you feel great about it?

I feel great being circumcised.

Agreed.  I had a buddy years ago that had to be circumcised in his early 20's, something to do with the foreskin not stretching enough and his erection would be incredibly painful.  He went through excruciating pain after the surgery. Guy I work with had it done in his teens, very painful as well apparently  

So glad I had it done when I was a baby and can't remember it.  Then again, whats to say I didn't suffer deep mental trauma from it that hasn't gone away?

That's a very strange reason for justifying your circumcision. What if your friend had a heart bypass?


Personally I'm glad to live in a country where there isn't a tradition of unthinking mutilation of babies.

Most women in my country like circumcised men. If you are uncircumcised then you have lower chance of getting laid.

It proves that you are man and can accept pain. It is my will to do it. I was not force or anything. I was circumcised when I was 8.

It doesn't prove anything of the sort. It does show you were cajoled into being mutilated by your parents, as you were not of an age to make such a decision rationally yourself (apparently nor were your parents).

My parents told nothing about it. I'm mature enough and know the advantages of doing it.

[Parazyd]

I feel great being circumcised.

Why do you feel great about it?

I feel great being circumcised.

Agreed.  I had a buddy years ago that had to be circumcised in his early 20's, something to do with the foreskin not stretching enough and his erection would be incredibly painful.  He went through excruciating pain after the surgery. Guy I work with had it done in his teens, very painful as well apparently 

So glad I had it done when I was a baby and can't remember it.  Then again, whats to say I didn't suffer deep mental trauma from it that hasn't gone away?

That's a very strange reason for justifying your circumcision. What if your friend had a heart bypass?


Personally I'm glad to live in a country where there isn't a tradition of unthinking mutilation of babies.

Most women in my country like circumcised men. If you are uncircumcised then you have lower chance of getting laid.

It proves that you are man and can accept pain. It is my will to do it. I was not force or anything. I was circumcised when I was 8.

It doesn't prove anything of the sort. It does show you were cajoled into being mutilated by your parents, as you were not of an age to make such a decision rationally yourself (apparently nor were your parents).

My parents told nothing about it. I'm mature enough and know the advantages of doing it.

Advantages?

[hilariousandco]

Most women in my country like circumcised men. If you are uncircumcised then you have lower chance of getting laid.

It proves that you are man and can accept pain. It is my will to do it. I was not force or anything. I was circumcised when I was 8.

How do the women know? Do they ask you if you're uncircumcised or not before they start dating you? Or maybe you're about to have sex with a woman for the first time and as you whip out your cock she sees you're uncut and decides to call time on the relationship?

And something tells me it wasn't a conscious descion you made at 8 years old. You're probably not even mature enough or aware of what you're having done to yourself at that age.

[eid]

I feel great being circumcised.

Why do you feel great about it?

I feel great being circumcised.

Agreed.  I had a buddy years ago that had to be circumcised in his early 20's, something to do with the foreskin not stretching enough and his erection would be incredibly painful.  He went through excruciating pain after the surgery. Guy I work with had it done in his teens, very painful as well apparently  

So glad I had it done when I was a baby and can't remember it.  Then again, whats to say I didn't suffer deep mental trauma from it that hasn't gone away?

That's a very strange reason for justifying your circumcision. What if your friend had a heart bypass?


Personally I'm glad to live in a country where there isn't a tradition of unthinking mutilation of babies.

Most women in my country like circumcised men. If you are uncircumcised then you have lower chance of getting laid.

It proves that you are man and can accept pain. It is my will to do it. I was not force or anything. I was circumcised when I was 8.

It doesn't prove anything of the sort. It does show you were cajoled into being mutilated by your parents, as you were not of an age to make such a decision rationally yourself (apparently nor were your parents).

My parents told nothing about it. I'm mature enough and know the advantages of doing it.

At the age of eight, you decided, without reference to your parents, to get your foreskin cut off? Did you also drive to and from the hospital?

You can wrap circumcision up in as many macho fallacies as you like, but in the end, it's still the unthinking mutilation of a human too young to decide for themselves.

[Kluge]

Most women in my country like circumcised men. If you are uncircumcised then you have lower chance of getting laid.

It proves that you are man and can accept pain. It is my will to do it. I was not force or anything. I was circumcised when I was 8.

How do the women know? Do they ask you if you're uncircumcised or not before they start dating you? Or maybe you're about to have sex with a woman for the first time and as you whip out your cock she sees you're uncut and decides to call time on the relationship?

Dunno how the courting process works where you are, but in my country, single men (and sometimes married) go to bars, stand in a straight line, and swing their dicks around in circles until a woman decides they're worth mating with. This helps greatly to weed out the drunks, who are more likely to result in unenjoyable company.

[hilariousandco]

My parents told nothing about it. I'm mature enough and know the advantages of doing it.

At the age of eight, you decided, without reference to your parents, to get your foreskin cut off? Did you also drive to and from the hospital?

You can wrap circumcision up in as many macho fallacies as you like, but in the end, it's still the unthinking mutilation of a human too young to decide for themselves.

Haha. I can imagine him in hospital waking up after surgery and immediately lighting up a cigar and doing bicep curls from his hospital bed. Maybe he actually didn't go to hospital for it though. In some countries they just cut it off with no anaesthetic or anything. Brutal. Maybe it does make you a man if you can withstand that.

Most women in my country like circumcised men. If you are uncircumcised then you have lower chance of getting laid.

It proves that you are man and can accept pain. It is my will to do it. I was not force or anything. I was circumcised when I was 8.

How do the women know? Do they ask you if you're uncircumcised or not before they start dating you? Or maybe you're about to have sex with a woman for the first time and as you whip out your cock she sees you're uncut and decides to call time on the relationship?

Dunno how the courting process works where you are, but in my country, single men (and sometimes married) go to bars, stand in a straight line, and swing their dicks around in circles until a woman decides they're worth mating with. This helps greatly to weed out the drunks, who are more likely to result in unenjoyable company.

Haha. Enduring image. I prefer the term 'windmilling' their dicks though.