deadlizard
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April 24, 2011, 12:54:13 PM |
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I want to diversify into psychic powers, is there an app for that yet?
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April 24, 2011, 12:56:44 PM |
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I want to diversify into psychic powers, is there an app for that yet?
Maybe its "the force" from star wars ? This guy is yoda. "Yes I can ,eat my carrots I will"
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Ian Maxwell
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April 24, 2011, 12:59:20 PM |
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Guyz this sucks I've been mining for weeks on my back porch and nothing, people are telling me I need to buy soil wtf is soil this is such a scam.
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sortedmush
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April 24, 2011, 01:01:01 PM |
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But what are carrots backed by?
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April 24, 2011, 01:01:20 PM |
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Guyz this sucks I've been mining for weeks on my back porch and nothing, people are telling me I need to buy soil wtf is soil this is such a scam.
You just need a bigger shovel. ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
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Anonymous
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April 24, 2011, 01:01:49 PM |
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But what are carrots backed by?
You can eat them.
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Anonymous
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April 24, 2011, 01:02:35 PM |
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Carrot farming boom!!! Marchenko Ltd has entered carrot farming marketplace! Selling carrot farming service! For only 250£ you now can contract us to cultivate 1 square meter of high quality fertile ground for one month!!! Offering firm price 250£ for 1sqmpm (square meters per month) carrot farming service! ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) Does that include fertiliser ? ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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deadlizard
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April 24, 2011, 01:07:58 PM |
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Guyz this sucks I've been mining for weeks on my back porch and nothing, people are telling me I need to buy soil wtf is soil this is such a scam.
Soil mining is a waste of resources and pushes more efficient hydroponic miners out of the market
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April 24, 2011, 01:09:31 PM |
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Guyz this sucks I've been mining for weeks on my back porch and nothing, people are telling me I need to buy soil wtf is soil this is such a scam.
Soil mining is a waste of resources and pushes more efficient hydroponic miners out of the market But how do you get free carrots ?
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April 24, 2011, 01:13:47 PM |
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Guys its unfair. People started planting carrots at the start of the growing season and I didnt find out about them till just now. Its a vegetable ponzi scheme because late planters dont get to use the best soil. Some guy even invested all his earnings from carrot farming back into his farm and now owns 30% of the entire carrot crop. ![Cry](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cry.gif)
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sortedmush
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April 24, 2011, 01:20:56 PM |
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Parsnip parity achieved!
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April 24, 2011, 01:23:21 PM |
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To make things fair we now need urgently modify carrot genome so that carrots shrink over time after they were harvested. Satoshi already thought of that. As soon as you pick them, they start shrivelling up. You have to palm them off onto someone else before they become putrid and worthless.
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April 24, 2011, 01:34:29 PM |
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To make things fair we now need urgently modify carrot genome so that carrots shrink over time after they were harvested. Satoshi already thought of that. As soon as you pick them, they start shrivelling up. You have to palm them off onto someone else before they become putrid and worthless. Satoshi is developing a harvester that picks all the different vegetables at once. You can have 1 farm you just grow all the different varieties in different paddocks. ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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April 24, 2011, 01:35:43 PM |
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To make things fair we now need urgently modify carrot genome so that carrots shrink over time after they were harvested. Satoshi already thought of that. As soon as you pick them, they start shrivelling up. You have to palm them off onto someone else before they become putrid and worthless. You have to take pictures of the carrots as proof of work that you grew the carrots. You can then use those pics to buy other things!
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April 24, 2011, 01:37:20 PM |
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Nielsio posted this on his channel. It is the video that is supposed to back up his point of view on bitcoin. "The Economics of Legal Tender Laws (by Jörg Guido Hülsmann) " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-xR-xB84XQAny comments?
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Alex Beckenham
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April 24, 2011, 01:46:11 PM |
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Done. Note to anyone else posting to witcoin, remember to add the 'carrot' tag to your post so we can find them all in one click.
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April 24, 2011, 01:50:26 PM |
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Nielsio posted this on his channel. It is the video that is supposed to back up his point of view on bitcoin. "The Economics of Legal Tender Laws (by Jörg Guido Hülsmann) " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-xR-xB84XQAny comments? Haven't watched it all but according to what Nielsio said it is just a refutation of the theory of value. The thing is that bitcoin is not based on this. So I don't give much crap about this vid.
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mizerydearia (OP)
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April 24, 2011, 01:59:47 PM |
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In my eyes, he lacks credibility to warrant watching that video. I'd rather make another bad carrot joke on this thread.
Do it! Or come visit us in IRC (link in original post) for some fun chatter.
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May 13, 2011, 06:37:52 PM |
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Just found this thread.....laughing so hard! Best part was when SunAvatar made the crack about mining and not getting any carrots...
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