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June 08, 2014, 09:20:10 AM |
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Why would you torture and kill a plant to eat when you have much healthier and better alternatives? I mean, look at these delicious rocks below. Get our selves some natural rocks (ignore the icky plants on top of those): Process said rocks: Finally, stack your rock table for the meal: Does that rock meal look so good. It's probably the best meal ever! Yep, it's self-moderated, better not post any disgusting vegetables, or quotes with a picture in the background that has absolutely nothing to do with the quote.
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June 08, 2014, 09:34:03 AM |
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Rocks are not a healthier or better alternative. They have zero nutritional value. In fact, trying to ingest rocks will make you very ill and probably kill you. Not to mention damage your teeth.
You can eat dirt and shit though.
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bluefirecorp (OP)
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June 08, 2014, 09:37:49 AM |
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Rocks are not a healthier or better alternative. They have zero nutritional value. In fact, trying to ingest rocks will make you very ill and probably kill you. Not to mention damage your teeth.
You can eat dirt and shit though.
No, you're wrong. There's many scientist who agree with me, and many, many books published about this. I won't link them here, but I'll tell you that you're wrong over and over.
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June 08, 2014, 10:44:48 AM |
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Why would you torture and kill a plant to eat when you have much healthier and better alternatives? I mean, look at these delicious rocks below. Get our selves some natural rocks (ignore the icky plants on top of those): Process said rocks: Finally, stack your rock table for the meal: Does that rock meal look so good. It's probably the best meal ever! Yep, it's self-moderated, better not post any disgusting vegetables, or quotes with a picture in the background that has absolutely nothing to do with the quote. ok. torture. here let me include a photo of child pornogrpahy oh wait it's illegla. lets show something legal. a cannabis leaf. and then call it fucking torture.. oh who's the gayest one of all. me.
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bluefirecorp (OP)
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June 08, 2014, 12:35:12 PM |
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ok. torture. here let me include a photo of child pornogrpahy
oh wait it's illegla.
lets show something legal.
a cannabis leaf.
and then call it fucking torture..
oh who's the gayest one of all. me.
You're missing the point man, you're not allowed to 'eat' plants, that's torture. Didn't say anything about smoking said plants, you're just cremating them, right? That's fine.
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June 08, 2014, 12:45:02 PM |
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ok. torture. here let me include a photo of child pornogrpahy
oh wait it's illegla.
lets show something legal.
a cannabis leaf.
and then call it fucking torture..
oh who's the gayest one of all. me.
You're missing the point man, you're not allowed to 'eat' plants, that's torture. Didn't say anything about smoking said plants, you're just cremating them, right? That's fine. eating *dead* plants is fine. but live ones with flies circling, etc..?? no.
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June 08, 2014, 01:21:06 PM |
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eating *dead* plants is fine. but live ones with flies circling, etc..?? no.
Whoosh! This whole thread might be over your head.
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June 08, 2014, 03:41:08 PM |
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Hah. Did I tell you about the time I ate a dandelion whole? It wiggled all the way down.
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June 08, 2014, 04:01:32 PM |
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Hah. Did I tell you about the time I ate a dandelion whole? It wiggled all the way down.
That's murder. You're going to a bad place when you die! You're an absolutely horrible person. Also, leading scientists agree with my point -- rocks are MUCH healthier than plants in every aspect. Even touching a plant will cause you to have cancer. 100% of people who have ate plants will die, did you know that?
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June 08, 2014, 04:24:19 PM |
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Hah. Did I tell you about the time I ate a dandelion whole? It wiggled all the way down.
nothing wrong with that. as a result. i can take homeopathic medicine (tiny amounts of a drug), to achieve the full effect, my learning how the drug works as a result. it's not bullshit!!@
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June 08, 2014, 04:52:37 PM |
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Yeah, just add a little bit of cheese on everything and it tastes fine.
Rocks + cheese = you`ll be smiling so much you eat baby food.
Healthy alternative is juicing fruits and veggies.
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June 08, 2014, 05:26:46 PM |
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Yeah, just add a little bit of cheese on everything and it tastes fine.
Rocks + cheese = you`ll be smiling so much you eat baby food.
Healthy alternative is juicing fruits and veggies.
Great suggestion! Make sure you go easy on the cheese, considering it's made via diary products. Remember, cows DO kill plants -- however, it's not as much as directly eating the plants on our own.
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June 08, 2014, 05:31:54 PM |
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Rocks are not a healthier or better alternative. They have zero nutritional value. In fact, trying to ingest rocks will make you very ill and probably kill you. Not to mention damage your teeth.
You can eat dirt and shit though.
No, you're wrong. There's many scientist who agree with me, and many, many books published about this. I won't link them here, but I'll tell you that you're wrong over and over. Provide sources or your statement is as useless as the thread.
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June 08, 2014, 05:59:27 PM |
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Rocks are not a healthier or better alternative. They have zero nutritional value. In fact, trying to ingest rocks will make you very ill and probably kill you. Not to mention damage your teeth.
You can eat dirt and shit though.
No, you're wrong. There's many scientist who agree with me, and many, many books published about this. I won't link them here, but I'll tell you that you're wrong over and over. Provide sources or your statement is as useless as the thread. Whoosh! This whole thread might be over your head.
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June 13, 2014, 02:27:21 PM |
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Because I've seen the evil thread about eating plants on the first page of Off-Topic, I've decided that this needs to be bumped up to there.
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June 13, 2014, 02:35:09 PM |
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Nothing wrong, just healthier then eating meat
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June 13, 2014, 02:36:00 PM |
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Nothing wrong, just healthier then eating meat So first you eat plants, then you eat meat. You're a sick, sick man. Disgusting too.w
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June 13, 2014, 05:09:56 PM |
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If you eat salads you can hear the vegetables scream while your crunching.
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June 13, 2014, 05:30:18 PM |
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This is the best counter argument to those who say that eating meat is cruel because we are hurting other animals , and the counter argument says while you are eating plants and other vegs you are hurting someone who can't even show their resistance by shouting and making loud noises ..! just feel the pain when someone wil grab your nuts and pull them off and the worse part is you can't make any noise or cry..!
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June 17, 2014, 03:52:43 AM |
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This is the best counter argument to those who say that eating meat is cruel because we are hurting other animals , and the counter argument says while you are eating plants and other vegs you are hurting someone who can't even show their resistance by shouting and making loud noises ..! just feel the pain when someone wil grab your nuts and pull them off and the worse part is you can't make any noise or cry..!
Nah bro, it's actually serious bro.
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