Whitlist Requests (Think you're witty?)

[Matthew N. Wright]

Put your reason for being witty here and I might add you to the whitlist.

To start the ball rolling, I submit myself for starting this thread based on the following comment:

Hi,

I am new on the forum but not to bitcoin i can help many people, pleases put me on the whit list!?

Thanks in advanced

Congratulations! I have added you to the WhitList!

[Jonathan Ryan Owens]

Please I whit list because bitcoin. thx.

[Matthew N. Wright]

Please I whit list because bitcoin. thx.

Approved!

[Matthew N. Wright]

Please I whit list because bitcoin. thx.

+1 [pwer mega win. Whitlist kthxbye?

Wait, what?

Approved!

[UnderGod]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Handing out whitelists!
Will you give me 23 minutes of my life in my own hands? ;-)

[RyNinDaCleM]

I g0t mo whit den any deeth footh. My bruva thay he dont no nobody hoo do like i do. n ma gurl, thee tell me 2 go make da moniez tho dath y i be here.
i wanna thtart doin dat minor thang n how hard can tradin be really? I be a huthla in ma town. tho i think i can do thum damag up in dith bitch.

tho pleeth put me on da witt litht

kthnx






Ma bad dawg. i din thee how bad dat look
dith jus be how ma iphone pick it up
I try 2 type propa fer now on.

thnx
G

[Matthew N. Wright]

I g0t mo whit den any deeth footh. My bruva thay he dont no nobody hoo do like i do. n ma gurl, thee tell me 2 go make da moniez tho dath y i be here.
i wanna thtart doin dat minor thang n how hard can tradin be really? I be a huthla in ma town. tho i think i can do thum damag up in dith bitch.

tho pleeth put me on da witt litht

kthnx






Ma bad dawg. i din thee how bad dat look
dith jus be how ma iphone pick it up
I try 2 type propa fer now on.

thnx
G

Facepalms don't do OP justice. This calls for a facefuck.

[bittenbob]

I have some PREMIEM Domain names for sale. I will use you as the EsCrow to COMPLEAT the transactions. Can I has whit list?

[Matthew N. Wright]

I have some PREMIEM Domain names for sale. I will use you as the EsCrow to COMPLEAT the transactions. Can I has whit list?

I THIKN I NOE U

Approved!