That gummy bear is like fuken asking for diabetes.
Maybe share it in a party?
Or a new suicide method?
For a party, they have the 26 pound gummy bear. The five pounder is just for a single or two people.
Vat19 has a ton of novelty gifts, so it's not crazy. I remember buying bacon soda from them once.
(It tasted crispy! HAHAHA. I bet you can't find the joke in that sentence!)