Auctioning Signature-Space for Advertising

[the joint]

I'm auctioning address space in my signature.  The spaces to be used will be where my donation address and Bitcoinpyramid links are.

Bids are per-week.  For example, if you bid .5 BTC, your advertisement will remain in my signature for a minimum of 7 days.  After those 7 days, I will auction that space again, but I will not remove your advertisement unless someone else bids to replace it.  So, your advertisement could be there for much longer than you pay for.

Bids to replace the donation address begin at .3 BTC with increments of .05 BTC.

Bids to replace the Bitcoinpyramid link begins at .4 BTC with increments of .05 BTC.

There is no end to this auction.  I will take the first offer that I like.  Payment is due up front, and only then will I place your advertisement in my signature.

[the joint]

New prices.  All 3 slots in my signature are available.

.15 BTC per week for 1 slot
.25 BTC per week for 2 slots  (best deal)
.5 BTC per week for the entire signature (worst deal, but you get my whole sig to divy-up as you please.

[El Cabron]

.15 BTC and I can advertise anything I like??? sign me up!

[the joint]

.15 BTC and I can advertise anything I like??? sign me up!

Yes, .15 BTC for 1 of my 3 slots below for one week, advertise whatever you want.

Only caveats -- Nothing illegal in the USA, and nothing demeaning towards me   

What would you like me to put?

[the joint]

Bump.   2 slots remaining.

[the joint]

Bump it like it's hot.

[the joint]

Bump till you drop.