I forgot that most people don't read through threads before posting, so nobody's noticed that I've now (for the third time) assured everyone that this was meant to be satire, with the offhand suggestion/query of a security onboarding resource for newbs so they don't have their coins stolen. So I changed the title to try and emphasize that.
As has been accurately pointed out, people killing each other over coins really, really isn't going to do much for the price. But education of bitcoin as a resource and an asset will help it grow in price over the long term.
Yeah, well, you are a little bit late.
I mean obviously the intent of going there in the first place was to see how people respond...true, people are getting fed up with it. Personally, I think its about time to start a change.org petition (or similar) and get the loads on Fed Hill moving toward an actual plan of action. It should be interesting to see how many people end up claiming "lost assets" in Bitcoin next tax season.
And, while on the topic, to the guy who asked if I pay taxes, yes I do...a nice, clean ~33% rape of each paycheck.