$1000 loan so I can challenge Randi - $500,000 return

[dank]

The ascension is exponentially increasing and we will soon reach a point of singularity.  That is when the actual event of the ascension to the fifth dimension will occur.

I am informing you so your knowledge can one day be utilized and spread to those around you, when you're ready.

Typical Donkey copied bullshit, words with a nice sound but empty of meaning. He doesn't even know what a singularity or a dimension is.
He is quite as bad at mathematics as he is at socializing.

Maybe you're the one who doesn't understand what singularity is.

Please, explain your understanding of singularity and infinity to me.

[RodeoX]

If you have super-powers, I don't see why you need money. 
Couldn't you use your powers to get the money. Like hover over a fountain while collecting coins that have been thrown in? I mean your saying your fasting in preparation. That does not sound expensive.

[Killerloop]

Maybe you're the one who doesn't understand what singularity is.

Please, explain your understanding of singularity and infinity to me.

I'll have to charge for that.

Pay 1000$ to my cashier Squall1066 and I will enlist you for a lesson.

[ChiliPowder]

http://www.dualdiagnosis.org/drug-addiction/psychosis/

You better be carefull Dank, I dont fuck around with Dark Markets as something about being a Felon just doesnt seem cool.

People have been posting your shroomery links talking about you ordering drugs, you took a loan out here to order drugs that you got scammed on, your name is posted all over here and people have posted links from DNM forums incriminating you.

I know your gonna order a shit ton of psychedlics and walk on water but if you not carefull your gonna go to prison.

Just takes one person you scammed who decides your money isnt worth it anymore to call your local PD and your gonna be talking about your powers while getting rammed against your will.

[jakedeez]

I want to take on Randi's challenge.  I have defied the laws of physics before, multiple times, I believe I can do it again.

If only you'd stop defying the laws of heterosexuality.

Whats the point of this comment?  I mean, its a bit offensive.  I guess I can deal with it, but why?

[dank]

http://www.dualdiagnosis.org/drug-addiction/psychosis/

You better be carefull Dank, I dont fuck around with Dark Markets as something about being a Felon just doesnt seem cool.

People have been posting your shroomery links talking about you ordering drugs, you took a loan out here to order drugs that you got scammed on, your name is posted all over here and people have posted links from DNM forums incriminating you.

I know your gonna order a shit ton of psychedlics and walk on water but if you not carefull your gonna go to prison.

Just takes one person you scammed who decides your money isnt worth it anymore to call your local PD and your gonna be talking about your powers while getting rammed against your will.

I worry not.  When I was young, I was taught honesty is the best way.  I realize honesty can fuck you over with dishonest people, but we must be honest with ourselves and each other.  I was taught in school to be the change you envision, so that is what I am doing.  What my teachers taught me.

The local PD is aware of my position.  When my parents called the police on me, I talked to an officer, shared my dream I had of the lake of fire and how I escaped being thrown in and taught the most basic principle of the universe, karma.  You get out what you put in.  Them trying to detain me is them trying to detain their self, all actions come back.

The officer was very adamant about remaining on my good side, he was a good guy.

Besides, I'm buying legal entheogens now.  I have high hopes for Amanitas, they are what made Jesus Jesus, after all.

[BitBlitz]

Dank, with all your divine powers, why don't you make money from thin air? Even us mortals can print money, why can't a god like you do that as well? You're more likely to get money when you admit it's to feed your drug habits than you would from these excuses.

It is completely disgraceful to associate any of my powers with money.

Heh.  OK.  So why would you keep half the prize??

[jonald_fyookball]

Dank, with all your divine powers, why don't you make money from thin air? Even us mortals can print money, why can't a god like you do that as well? You're more likely to get money when you admit it's to feed your drug habits than you would from these excuses.

It is completely disgraceful to associate any of my powers with money.

Heh.  OK.  So why would you keep half the prize??

"my powers" lol... you sound like anakin skywalker right before he got his legs sliced off.

"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY POWERS!" 

[waterpile]

"heee-hooo-heee-hooo" thats all i can understand from all donkeys posts. cant understand it 

[dank]

Dank, with all your divine powers, why don't you make money from thin air? Even us mortals can print money, why can't a god like you do that as well? You're more likely to get money when you admit it's to feed your drug habits than you would from these excuses.

It is completely disgraceful to associate any of my powers with money.

Heh.  OK.  So why would you keep half the prize??

I said I'd keep the initial $10,000 and you keep the remaining $990,000.

But I really don't care about this that much.  Would be nice if someone helped me change the world though.

[leex1528]

Please stop feeding the troll, He will only get bigger and more annoying.  Just ignore him.

[jonald_fyookball]

Please stop feeding the troll, He will only get bigger and more annoying.  Just ignore him.

its hard to resist replying when he says something especially ignorant though.

[ronskii]

I had a good laughter reading this thread..  is this guy on drugs and being serious or just trolling?

[Kuttingcorners]

Dank, with all your divine powers, why don't you make money from thin air? Even us mortals can print money, why can't a god like you do that as well? You're more likely to get money when you admit it's to feed your drug habits than you would from these excuses.

It is completely disgraceful to associate any of my powers with money.

Heh.  OK.  So why would you keep half the prize??

I said I'd keep the initial $10,000 and you keep the remaining $990,000.

But I really don't care about this that much.  Would be nice if someone helped me change the world though.

start with just changing your underwear dink .

[jonald_fyookball]

I had a good laughter reading this thread..  is this guy on drugs and being serious or just trolling?

I think all 3.

[IamCANADIAN013]

I had a good laughter reading this thread..  is this guy on drugs and being serious or just trolling?

I don't post very much from Friday to Sunday around here, don't even surf the forum.  Checking the posts in Dank's threads are always entertaining, LOL!

Please stop feeding the troll, He will only get bigger and more annoying.  Just ignore him.

While I agree, new users or people who don't know Dank's track record need to know about how much of a scammer he is. People need to know not to donate or lend this loser anything.

[dank]

What you see in me is what you see in you.

And you all are the reason squall can't get his money back.  If someone gave me a chance to correct my mistake, it could be done.  But I guess in this world, once mistake and you're forever beat.

[jonald_fyookball]

What you see in me is what you see in you.

And you all are the reason squall can't get his money back.  If someone gave me a chance to correct my mistake, it could be done.  But I guess in this world, once mistake and you're forever beat.

People posting their opinions on a forum is the reason you can't pay back a loan?
Do you realize how weak and impotent that sounds?

[dank]

I'm certainly not subverting the value of my word by working for a corporation that destroys our planet whilst support a corrupt, oppressive government.

I have had many brilliant ideas that would earn substantial amounts that are shot down by the actual trolls and shills like vod.

This world no longer allows the youth to freely contribute to society.  You're young, you work for a billion dollar corporation and pay taxes to a tyrannical government, or your beat.  It is enslavement.  Life should not be this way.

[jonald_fyookball]

I'm certainly not subverting the value of my word by working for a corporation that destroys our planet whilst support a corrupt, oppressive government.

I have had many brilliant ideas that would earn substantial amounts that are shot down by the actual trolls and shills like vod.

This world no longer allows the youth to freely contribute to society.  You're young, you work for a billion dollar corporation and pay taxes to a tyrannical government, or your beat.  It is enslavement.  Life should not be this way.

So you need Vod's approval to make money? I'm struggling to understand that.