BitcoinTalk Time Capsule: Open on Bleep Day 2016 NSFW

[notme]

First off, if you're one of the fucktards who hasn't heard of bleep day, see https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=66757.0.

So, since this holiday is so damn awesome, the cocky Phinnaeus Gage suggested we celebrate it in a "Time Capsule" thread.  In this shitty thread, Bleep Day rules apply.  This thread will be locked at the end of the Bleep Year, only to be reopened on the next fucking Bleep Day in 2016.  Make sure to get all your last bitching in before the thread locks... you'll have to wait over 3 years for your lameass comeback.

A satoshi sent to 1FU8FtsybTAonpkv7WPzmZ5iFjKy7tcJqb in mid February 2016 will help my dumbass remember.  But, check blockexplorer or blockchain.info before wasting your money for fuck's sake.  As long as some fag sends something, I should notice the transaction.  I guess you could PM me too, but honestly, I don't know if I'll be as active in this shitstorm by then.

[NothinG]

This is a complete waste of database you arse.

[Matthew N. Wright]

STOP WASTING THE INTERNET>

[notme]

STOP WASTING THE INTERNET>

Bleepfail, also there is plenty of fucking Internet.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

This is the dumbest fucking idea I’ve ever heard of! Only stupid fucking cocksuckers like you could come up with something this goddamn retarded.

I tried to tell fuck turd, notme, that this is a shitty idea, but he told me that when he was no longer out of pocket, he was going to start this thread. I truly tried to stop the shithead from doing this, but now that the fuckin' thing is up, albeit till only the end of this God-Damn year, let's populate this retard Time Capsule of his. In 2016, when it's opened, we'll all have a mother fuckin' belly laugh.

~Bruno~

[Raoul Duke]

This is the dumbest fucking idea I’ve ever heard of! Only stupid fucking cocksuckers like you could come up with something this goddamn retarded.

I tried to tell fuck turd, notme, that this is a shitty idea, but he told me that when he was no longer out of pocket, he was going to start this thread. I truly tried to stop the shithead from doing this, but now that the fuckin' thing is up, albeit till only the end of this God-Damn year, let's populate this retard Time Capsule of his. In 2016, when it's opened, we'll all have a mother fuckin' belly laugh.

~Bruno~

Or probably we'll just feel fuckin' embarassed...

[organofcorti]

Abso-fuckin'-lutely exe-fuckin'-lent

/foulmouthedcunt

[notme]

Abso-fuckin'-lutely exe-fuckin'-lent

/foulmouthedcunt

Hey now shitcunt.  It's a curse per sentence, not per fucking word.  Let's not get re-damn-diculous here.  Shit, there I go being a fuckwad too.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Will somebody please fuckin' tell me if the image below makes Sandra Fluke look like a "slut" or a "prostitute."


Thank you for the pencil dick with only one marble size testicle.

[Raoul Duke]

Just looks like a fuckin cunt to me!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

For all you fucktards avoiding commenting on this thread like the God-Damned plague, I share with you a video to inspire your unwiped asses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go_VtqtxCHY

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Unremorseful fuckin' bump!

[notme]

Unremorseful fuckin' bump!

I'll fucking help you.  Who'd've thunk nobody wants to say a damn curse word on the internet.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Unremorseful fuckin' bump!

I'll fucking help you.  Who'd've thunk nobody wants to say a damn curse word on the internet.

This shit is going to be on the internet?

[notme]

Unremorseful fuckin' bump!

I'll fucking help you.  Who'd've thunk nobody wants to say a damn curse word on the internet.

This shit is going to be on the internet?

We've been fucking published!  Now we're famous or some shit.

[Matthew N. Wright]

I think this thread was really poorly thought out.

I propose a better one based on a better concept.

[notme]

I think this thread was really poorly thought out.

I propose a better one based on a better concept.

Blame the damn Gage.  In fact, I fucking agree and I'm locking the thread now.

I will likely just resurface the original bastard of a thread next bleep day.