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July 04, 2014, 12:06:50 PM
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Laughter is next to godliness is not it?
Tell us a joke, and perhaps some be healed by reading Cheesy Cheesy

Quarreled the VW Beetle and a tank.
Tank says: fuck you hunchback I'd never been so bumpy...
VW Beetle says: fuck you too bumpy at least I do not have a dick on forehead... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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July 04, 2014, 12:38:09 PM
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Laughter is next to godliness is not it?
Tell us a joke, and perhaps some be healed by reading Cheesy Cheesy

Quarreled the VW Beetle and a tank.
Tank says: fuck you hunchback I'd never been so bumpy...
VW Beetle says: fuck you too bumpy at least I do not have a dick on forehead... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck!

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July 04, 2014, 03:21:28 PM
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hahaha nice one

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July 04, 2014, 05:54:04 PM
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What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
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July 05, 2014, 12:47:44 AM
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 Grin

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July 05, 2014, 08:13:55 AM
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I should get the Helium joke but I'm not following it.  I know Helium is He, Hell ...too much work.
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July 05, 2014, 09:01:03 AM
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I should get the Helium joke but I'm not following it.  I know Helium is He, Hell ...too much work.

Helium is an inert gas which does not chemically react with other elements,  hence, He does not react.

Ahh, it clipped off my screen and I didn't see the "doesn't react" part.  I fail.
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July 05, 2014, 09:36:58 AM
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What's the similarity between walking over an old shaky bridge and getting head by a guy?

It goes well as long as you don't look down.

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July 05, 2014, 09:39:28 AM
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."  Wink
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July 05, 2014, 09:40:12 AM
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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?








1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Am I doing it right?

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July 05, 2014, 11:55:38 PM
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How do you make holy water?











you boil the hell out of it.
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July 06, 2014, 12:08:24 AM
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I should get the Helium joke but I'm not following it.  I know Helium is He, Hell ...too much work.

Helium is an inert gas which does not chemically react with other elements,  hence, He does not react.

Im pretty slow, and even I just got that LOL.
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July 06, 2014, 02:33:57 AM
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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