Platypus

[silverbox]

Im in Australia and I could get a platypus. But I would never send it out of the country because it would never survive.

 

I'm sure a habitat could be constructed outside of Aussieland where a Platypus would thrive!!

I'd think a habitat where an otter would thrive, would be good for platypi as well.

Its purfect!

[finkleshnorts]

SCAMMER!!!

Platypuses are irreversible

[rjk]

SCAMMER!!!

Platypuses are irreversible

What about otters? I hear the NSA has some advanced otter-crackers.

[finkleshnorts]

I don't use otters, because I don't like how the government just keeps breeding them and breeding them and giving whole otter herds to failed zoos just to keep the status quo.

[silverbox]

What do you think the cost and area of an adequate enclosure would be?

[slothbag]

Come on Silverbox, just like your poor Platypus trapped in a suitcase in an aeroplanes hold, let this thread slowly suffocate and DIE!

[Dansker]

This is one hell of a determined buyer I must say.

[chefjc]

This could be the best thread ever. Epic platypus FTW

[Dansker]

How about zoos? Won't some zoos have Platypus and be able to legally sell one?

Maybe in some corrupt country, where you could take better care of it anyways...?

[Mushroomized]

Have you thought about cryogenic storage for shipping?

[Martin666]

This topic is just disgusting...
How much to put silverbox in a zoo...

[SaltySpitoon]

This topic is just disgusting...
How much to put silverbox in a zoo...

Well, I could probably make something happen for... Oh, 1,000 BTC? Maybe 1,200 BTC to cover shipping.

[silverbox]

I wonder if my friend is willing to pay this kind of money.. I guess I should double check with him...