Looking for a small loan

[jewbagel1337]

i am not looking for 1.35btc to buy a zeus miner. im looking to scam your lended coins. i dont intend to pay anyone back with hashing power from one for 35 days. so dont look forward to me paying you back. if you are willing to lend me your coins so i dont return them let me know.



















p.s. super sarcastic here but im serious about the loan

[lightlord]

Negative Rep coming 

[jewbagel1337]

lol it was clearly a joke i saw a post about someone saying the lending posts werent funny enough.

[Wendigo]

You are the most honest person on this forum OP 

[notaek]

lol it was clearly a joke i saw a post about someone saying the lending posts werent funny enough.

If you are serious, do you have any collateral?

[Vod]

lol it was clearly a joke i saw a post about someone saying the lending posts werent funny enough.

If you are serious, do you have any collateral?

Read his words.  It was a joke.   

[notaek]

lol it was clearly a joke i saw a post about someone saying the lending posts werent funny enough.

If you are serious, do you have any collateral?

Read his words.  It was a joke.   

his edit though "p.s. super sarcastic here but im serious about the loan". Is that even deeper sarcasm?

[Justin00]

think he thinks his quick wit, originality and joking about the loan will help him secure it.

spose its new/funny  to new people..

[jewbagel1337]

no collateral..... or is there?

[jewbagel1337]

i actually would honestly like the amount i specified to buy one of these zeus miners, but i dont have any collateral so anyone who would i would offer some hashing for 30 days.

[haploid23]

So do you need this loan for a girl or a miner? Sometimes I confuse the two too  . Looks like the thread was moved from lending to currency exchange forum.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=680797.0

[jewbagel1337]

i got the money i needed withdrawn out of paypal. my cousins fiance wound u helping me out on that. im leaving tonight to go spend the night with my sweetheart this is about the zeus miner not the girl.

[jonald_fyookball]

buying mining gear is likely to lose money.

unless of course you're borrowing the money
and can it back whenever (or maybe never)

[jewbagel1337]

could offer hashing for 30 days or so on a pool of your choice if not not a big deal. figured id throw it out there. thanks guys

[jewbagel1337]

lol im anti-antisemitism? are you being sarcastic?

[jewbagel1337]

lmaoooo. wow someones clearly butthurt? first the loan posting wa s ajoke but if anyone was serious to cover the other half im willing to compensate or payback either way its not a big deal. ill continue to do dev work and get it myself.