I've Got A Joke

[Jeffpod]

Superman is flying over the city when he sees
Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on a rooftop.
He thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could
get in and out of there before she even knew what happened."
Then in a flash he's done and gone.
Wonder Woman says, "Whoa! What Was That?!?!?"
Then the Invisible Man cries, "I DONT KNOW BUT MY ASS SURE HURTS!!!"

[deadlizard]

So I told my girlfriend "I want to fuck you between the tits", she said "how are you gonna make that feel good for me", I said "right before I cum I'll stop punching you in the face"

I too wish jokes were tangible assets.   

[FreeMoney]

Those would both be liabilities anyway.

[payb.tc]

John Howard, Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes a cheque.

Obama calls the US and talks for an hour. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 4 million dollars, so he writes a cheque.

Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.  When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 20 cents.  Howard just smiles.

Obama and Putin go ballistic, and ask the devil why Howard got to call Australia for only 20 cents??

The devil smiles and replies:
"Since Julia Gillard took over, the whole country has gone to hell.  It's a local call."