Don't Get Zhou Tonged!!! [Youtube - Song]

[da2ce7]

I'm really digging this video:

http://youtu.be/kdvTkddp1F0

Donate! 1NZUceMGxSRT6t7jaBRmhPjPnrFM9iesvL

Nuff Respek to Sister Nancy!

(Ad Libs)
Tink y'all a Bam Bam
I'm Not Jamaican!!

Fuck around and get Zhou Tonged...

First Verse:
Ah Me say One thing, Nancy, cant understand (What)
A One thing, Nancy, cant understand (Yeah Yeah)
What make them a talk about me Bitcoin position (huh?)
Say, what make them a talk about me Bitcoin position
Cuz me say some of them a ask me Where me get it from
A some of them a ask me where me get it from (Where u get from, Dawg)
Ah true dem nuh kno its from Bitcoinica (From Bitcoinica)
Ah true dem nuh kno its from Bitcoinica

Chorus:
Bam! Bam! (ho)
Just Don't get Zhou Tonged
Bam Bam Dilla
Zhou Tonged (Zhou Tong man)
Bam Bam Dilla
Bam! Bam! (Zhou Tong man)
Now You got No funds (No funds)
Cuz you got Zhou Tonged!!!

Verse 2:
This Move puts me in position
So put 5k get 10k leverage (Thats right)
If I go long then I make Big Profits (Cmon man)
If the price drops then I Lose all my shit (Aw shit)

Chorus:
ZhouTonged!!!
What a Bum Bum
Bam Bam Dilla
Zhou Tonged!!! (Zhou Tong man, Zhou Tong man)
Bam Bam Dilla
Bam!! Bam!!
Now you got No funds
What a Bum Bum (Fucken Broke!!!)

Tell Dem, Tell Dem...

Verse 2:
You try to go short
So you put 10 Leverage
The price is gonna drop
You swear thats where its headin (Its gotta drop man,Its gotta drop)
And if it drops big money you'll be gettin
but the price Sky Rockets up
And the money you Never get it (Aw Shit!!!)

Chorus:
Bam!!! Bam!!! (Bam Bam)
Now you got Zhou Tonged (Zhou Tonged man, Zhou Tonged man!!!!)
Bam Bam Dilla
Zhou Tonged!!!
Bam Bam Dilla
Bam! Bam!
Now you got Zhou Tonged (ZhouTonged man, shit!!!)
Ah What a Bam Bam

Vamp:
Now some in the game want to mash up the plan
Now some in the game want to mash up the plan
Fuck around and get Zhou Tonged and lose 3 million
Fuck around and get Zhou Tonged and lose 3 million (Lose it all Bro)

Outro:
So Bam Bam (Bam Bam)
Just don't get Zhou Tonged (Don't get it man)
Bam Bam Dilla
Zhou Tonged!!! (Don't Get it man)
Bam Bam Dilla
Zhou Tonged!!! (Zhou Tonged man)
Now you'll have no funds... (No Funds)
And that will be no fun... (No Fun)
Ah What a Bum Bum... (What a Bum Bum)
You'll Get it in your Bum...(You get it in your Bum Bum)
You like it from the front....

Edit:  BTW, not my vid... but cheers to whomever made it!

[paraipan]

loool, you rock dude, i can't stop laughing after seeing it a few times 

[gewure]

lol

man, i give you some bitcoin..

his donation address: 1NZUceMGxSRT6t7jaBRmhPjPnrFM9iesvL

[YoYa]

Awesome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z9Jwp2x86o&feature=related

[John (John K.)]

Nice!

After Zhou stole my 30k$ I have succeded with my lawer on opening a criminal case against him.


Anyone whos money has been stolen, please provide me full information about your cases.
I need your name, time (when), how much money, and please describe situation (would be great with screenshots ).

If we stick together we can return our money faster.

 

Hey, don't give that retard free advertisement!

[Sysrq]

Really funny !

Thanks for a good laugh in this otherwise depressing working night !

 

[Nyaaan]

loool, you rock dude, i can't stop laughing after seeing it a few times 

If you laugh at a video like that, or watch a video like that several times, I highly recommend you visit a qualified psychologist.

[julz]

loool, you rock dude, i can't stop laughing after seeing it a few times  

If you laugh at a video like that, or watch a video like that several times, I highly recommend you visit a qualified psychologist.

Right Nyaaan... because it's so much more sensible to listen to (and name yourself after) the Nyaaan Cat song where you can get all your repetition without having to twitch a finger!

Let me guess.. your psychologist recommended the 100hour mix for you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA5DsLzSVrk

[Matthew N. Wright]

loool, you rock dude, i can't stop laughing after seeing it a few times  

If you laugh at a video like that, or watch a video like that several times, I highly recommend you visit a qualified psychologist.

I'm sorry, but I agree. The lyrics were moderately well thought out, but the cheesy styles and lack of video make it boring as all hell to watch, and the type of music couldn't be more annoying tbh. Now if it were a country song about Zhoutong on the ranch, that might be comical.

[OgNasty]

Bump for all those who just got Zhoutonged!


ZHOU TONGED - LOST FUNDZ

[tvbcof]

The fucking thing has been stuck in my head for days.  Thanks, asshole

[OgNasty]

Bump for all those who just got Zhoutonged!


ZHOU TONGED - LOST FUNDZ

RIP to the leveraged traders. May your lesson never be learned so that future generations can enjoy the sounds of being Zhoutonged.

If you’ve never heard this song, you should. All traders should be forced to listen to every single word before being granted the ability to trade using leverage.

How was your trading impacted by this latest dip? Did you get Zhoutonged?

[tvbcof]

Interesting data-point to hear a song for the first time in 8 years which was briefly stuck in my head.  Bam Bam Dilla!

BTW, does anyone know what ever happened to 'Zhou Tong'?  What it ever firmly established that he was or was not some kid?  Never got Zhou Tonged' so I didn't follow it much.  In fact, I think I picked up 10 or 20 BTC from that platform then donated them to goat to (supposedly) give to some orphanage in Thailand.  What's that, half a million bucks now?