Change ONLY one word in the post above of the iconic novel opening.

[botany]

Lucy was the boffin, the schtupped öyster; verboten pornstar rejecting the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional intercourse, like it was lost by the maniac bedlamite on LSD who rode down Pithy River (for it is the BurgerKing that the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon, the quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged, feeding the fire that raged against the gods.

[bustedtrust]

Lucy was the dog, the schtupped öyster; verboten pornstar rejecting the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional intercourse, like it was lost by the maniac bedlamite on LSD who rode down Pithy River (for it is the BurgerKing that the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon, the quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged, feeding the fire that raged against the gods.

[botany]

Lucy was the dog, the striped öyster; verboten pornstar rejecting the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional intercourse, like it was lost by the maniac bedlamite on LSD who rode down Pithy River (for it is the BurgerKing that the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon, the quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged, feeding the fire that raged against the gods.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the striped öyster; verboten pornstar rejecting the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was lost by the maniac bedlamite on LSD who rode down Pithy River (for it is the BurgerKing that the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon, the quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged, feeding the fire that raged against the gods.

[eid]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the striped öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was lost by the maniac bedlamite on LSD who rode down Pithy River (for it is the BurgerKing that the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon, the quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged, feeding the fire that raged against the gods.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the striped öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was lost by the maniac bedlamite on LSD who rode down Pithy River (for it is the BurgerKing that the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon, meanwhile, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged, feeding the fire that raged against the gods.

[eid]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the striped öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was lost by the maniac bedlamite on LSD who rode down Pithy River (for it is the BurgerKing that the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon. Meanwhile, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged, feeding the fire that raged against the gods.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the striped öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was lost by the maniac bedlamite on LSD who rode down Pithy River (for it is the BurgerKing that the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon. Meanwhile, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the gods.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the striped öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was lost by the maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is the BurgerKing that the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon. Meanwhile, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the gods.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the striped öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was exsiccated by the maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is the BurgerKing that the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon. Meanwhile, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the gods.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the striped öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was exsiccated by the maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is the vestibule that the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon. Meanwhile, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the gods.

[Kanapka]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the striped öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was exsiccated by the maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is the vestibule that the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon. meowwhile, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the gods.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the striped öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was exsiccated by the maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is the vestibule that the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the gods.

[e1ghtSpace]

Gleb, can you please stop replying. I mean seriously, look at this page, you've posted 4 times in a row.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the striped öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was exsiccated by the maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is the vestibule where the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the gods.

[ForgottenPassword]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the striped öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was exsiccated by the maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is the vestibule where the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the illuminati.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was exsiccated by the maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is the vestibule where the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the Illuminati.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was exsiccated by a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is the vestibule where the penny-farthings ride), howlin' at the moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the Illuminati.

<FWIW, it's damn near grammatically correct.>

[botany]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was exsiccated by a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is the vestibule where the penny-farthings are), howlin' at the moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the Illuminati.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was exsiccated by a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is the vestibule where the penny-farthings are), howlin' at the moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the Illuminati.

<well-played, botany!>


Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional hookah, like it was exsiccated by a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings are), howlin' at the moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the Illuminati.

http://blog.jennibick.com/restoration/



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurentian_Library

<shit! now I want 'ride' back, for that's what I was thinking when I replace 'the', envisioning a huge vestibule where penny-farthings ride>