Change ONLY one word in the post above of the iconic novel opening.

[bitgeek]

It was a Dank and thorny dildo; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checked by a maniac guy on LSD who limped down the streets (for it is in McDonald's that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the brightness.

[armin22]

It was a Dank and thorny rape the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checked by a maniac guy on LSD who limped down the streets (for it is in McDonald's that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the brightness.

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checked by a maniac guy on LSD who limped down the streets (for it is in McDonald's that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checkmated by a maniac guy on LSD who limped down the streets (for it is in McDonald's that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[HarmonLi]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checkmated by a maniac guy on LSD who limped down the streets (for it is in McDonald's that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the atom bomb, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checkmated by a maniac guy on LSD who limped down the streets (for it is in McDonald's that our penny-farthings ride), rattling along the bomb, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

<atom removed - only one word, bud>

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checkmated by a maniac guy on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is in McDonald's that our penny-farthings ride), rattling along the bomb, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[protokol]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checkmated by a maniac guy on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is in McDonald's that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the bomb, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checkmated by a maniac guy on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on McDonald's that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the bomb, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[onlinepro]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checkmated by a maniac guy on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Burger King's that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the bomb, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checkmated by a maniac guy on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the bomb, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

<only one word, hence changing Burger King to Whoppers, in the spirit of your kind submission>

[e1ghtSpace]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn downloaded in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checkmated by a maniac guy on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the bomb, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

<only one word, hence changing Burger King to Whoppers, in the spirit of your kind submission>

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn downloaded in Lackawanna - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checkmated by a maniac guy on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the bomb, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[subercoin]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn downloaded in Lackawanna - except at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac guy on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the bomb, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[ForgottenPassword]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn downloaded in Lackawanna - except at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the bomb, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn downloaded in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the bomb, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn flâneur in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the bomb, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a dank and thorny rape; the porn flâneur in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the fjord, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a dank and thorny öyster; the porn flâneur in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the fjord, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[e1ghtSpace]

It was a dank and thorny öyster; the porn flâneur in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the fjord, and fiercely agitating Gleb scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.