syscall girl:
In MtGox did Satoshi san
A stately blockchain decree:
Where Dew, the sacred soda, ran
Through basements meaningless to man
Down to a sunless hack.
So twice five yards of coolant found
With cards and asics were girdled round;
And there were berries dry with unseemly smells,
Where blemished many a heatstroke inducing rack;
And here were fleshlights grimy, unpaid bills,
Enfolding dismal dicks of goonery.
But oh! that deep libertarianism which slanted
Down the forum athwart a fedora’d thing!
A savage place! unholy disenchanted
As e’er beneath a neckbeard face was haunted
By woman wailing for her manchild-offspring!
And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething,
As if this girth in fast thick pants were breathing,
A choc’late wonderfall momently was forced:
Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst
Bread fragments vaulted like disgusting hail,
Or lank hair beneath the flowbee’s flail:
And mid these dancing chunks at once and ever
It flung up momently the blasphem’d river.
Five miles meandering with a lazy motion
Through greasy fingers the blasphem’d river ran,
Then reached the basement meaingless to man,
And sank impotent to a feckless ocean;
And ’mid impotence Satosh heard from lud
Ancestral voices prophesying fud!
The shadow of Magic the Gath’ring
Floated midway on the slops;
Where was heard the mingled whinging
From the basement by teraflops.
It was a comedy of rare device,
A dismal gathering with shades of vice!
A camwhore with a magic wand
In a porntube once I saw:
It was a underemployed maid
And with her Hitachi she played,
Pandering to M:T Gathering.
Could I forget within me
Her sad bedside bong,
To such a deep despair ’twould kill me,
That with despair clear and wrong,
I would build that Mount of air,
That dismal Mount! that shame and vice!
And all who heard should see them there,
And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His missing bytes, his wallet where!
Weave a warrant round him thrice,
And close your eyes with loli dread
For he on Mountain-dew hath fed,
And drunk the Bawlz of closing price.
Source:
http://buttcoin.org/poetry-bitcoin
