I've recently come into possession of Saturn's moon TITAN - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titan_%28moon%29
I've decided to sell off about 9000acres of it as it can't be a land of the TITANS if I'm the only one there. The current price is 1btc/acre or 5btc/10acres or 20btc for 100acres. Upon receiving payment your title deed will be waiting for you when you arrive, my compound is located on top of the Sotra Facula mountain, easy to find once you're there. If you don't actually want to go there but would still like to own a small piece of TITAN you can buy 0.1 of an acre for 0.1btc and I'll stick a flag in it for you or something.
Payment can be sent to 14E7JMYkQrHd7QvyuxCoWvwhYjHo4kYLPc. After you send me your bitcoins pm your details and the paperwork will all be sorted by the time you arrive, also you can choose the location of your land if you like (all locations are free except Sotra Facula ). Also for a short time only 10% off if you bring some type of ferocious Earth beast with you (we're all friends here so I'll take your word that you'll bring such a beast).
Hope to see you soon neighbour
So YOU own the Titan-moon...?
I own the space around it.
So will you please pay the last 25 trillion years rent for me, which is 21,000,001BTC. My payment address is 19s9WXQTFKvH2c6H7TjPZ6fhuRbGpjEVNs
You can also pay in parts, unless you have the full amount now.
Waiting for the payment soon on the moon or whatever
[Edit:] If you can not pay the rent, please take your moon and gtfo of my space