antonioserrano72
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July 27, 2014, 02:21:24 AM |
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None. And I hope this will be the same for my entire lifetime.
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r3wt
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July 27, 2014, 02:22:59 AM |
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i did a couple of stints in jail for some pretty boneheaded things. Jail sucks, and it only seems cool in the movies. In reality, its a living hell.
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banque
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July 27, 2014, 02:52:43 AM |
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You can tell the OP hasn't been in the 'system' he still calls it 'jail'.
Jail is what petty theifs go to who don't have bail in the county level.
CRIMINALS do numbers as in YEARS
You do your bit in the joint or PRISON
Fellow inmates speak like this
So what's your number down the road
Or what's your number up state
NUMBER IS HOW MANY YEARS you gonna do in the REAL CRIMINAL UNIVERSITY
PRISON
haha
If you deal with criminals like CRIMINAL LAWYERS do you learn the lingo
You guys wouldn't last 3 minutes in the yard without having some punk take all your stuff.
haha
Now if you have a few belts in martial arts, you the king of the yard since you're what they call a JAW BREAKER
That means one strike fist or foot you take jaws sideways and the dude is WIRED for a bit
JAIL
JAIL is for pussies
CRIMINALS DO NUMBERS
It's called PRISON
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banque
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July 27, 2014, 02:57:02 AM |
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i did a couple of stints in jail for some pretty boneheaded things. Jail sucks, and it only seems cool in the movies. In reality, its a living hell.
What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell He has whatever he wants Cell phones TV Pussy Stacks on the books If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean haha oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink
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r3wt
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July 27, 2014, 03:14:22 AM |
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i did a couple of stints in jail for some pretty boneheaded things. Jail sucks, and it only seems cool in the movies. In reality, its a living hell.
What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell He has whatever he wants Cell phones TV Pussy Stacks on the books If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean haha oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink loose lips sink ships.
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ytlover
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July 27, 2014, 05:12:05 AM |
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The real question here, is how much time i haven't spent in jail snitches get stitches bitches go away you snitch!
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santaClause
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July 27, 2014, 05:24:35 AM |
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None. And I don't plan on ever going to jail.
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Victorius
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...math, you can trust math.
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July 27, 2014, 08:59:30 AM |
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I spent more than 20 years in school system, wouldnt recommend to anyone...
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jillkelly
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July 27, 2014, 09:29:38 AM |
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fortunately none. None. And I don't plan on ever going to jail.
knock on wood when you say things like that!
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JerryCurlzzz
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July 27, 2014, 09:51:57 AM |
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not jail really, but spent the night in a holding cell/drunk tank once. same here. one night is all I need. please no more.
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snarlpill
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July 27, 2014, 10:51:01 AM |
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What a ridiculous thread. I've spent a little over a year locked up myself though unfortunately, it's nothing that makes you cool. A close friend just got out from his 17 year sentence. What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell
He has whatever he wants
Cell phones TV Pussy Stacks on the books
If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home
Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough
PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean
haha
oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink
....and you sound like a dumbass dude. ......... seriously.
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BayAreaCoins
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July 27, 2014, 08:25:28 PM Last edit: July 27, 2014, 08:51:54 PM by BayAreaCoins |
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A couple weeks in the Juvenile side (which is worse than the adults because no POD time or cigs.) It wasn't bad. I pretty much just ate every ones peanut butter sandwiches. Taught little kids how to breath heavy then hold your breath and get dizzy Learned I didn't want to go to jail though because I like picking what I eat! Was fighting two 19 year olds over a Carton of cigs... silly kid shit lol loose lips sink ships.
yep
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LostDutchman
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July 27, 2014, 09:05:53 PM |
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Six hours once for contempt of court.
Thirteen hours in a case of mistaken identity.
Three days in a Third World Shithole jail until US Embassy personell arrived.
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Lucky Cris
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July 27, 2014, 09:14:46 PM |
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Six hours once for contempt of court.
Thirteen hours in a case of mistaken identity.
Three days in a Third World Shithole jail until US Embassy personell arrived.
lawdy! Hopefully you sued. Shit with the today's laws, anything's possible, lol. Oh, none for me.
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Yakamoto
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July 27, 2014, 09:32:51 PM |
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I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all. Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in. So no thanks
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beetcoin
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July 27, 2014, 09:33:46 PM |
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i've never been to jail.. thug life was never for me. 12+ years of driving, and i haven't been into a major accident.. and i've had only 1 ticket.
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onlinepro
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July 27, 2014, 09:40:46 PM |
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I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all. Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in. So no thanks "Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in." Really Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!
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fonenumba
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July 27, 2014, 10:31:28 PM |
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I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all. Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in. So no thanks "Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in." Really Jail is like my top1 holiday resort! For people who have zero skills and are lazy jail is actually good. It provides 3 meals per day and a bed to sleep on. These are things that some people cannot get on their own.
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WillyBTC
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July 27, 2014, 10:59:26 PM |
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I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all. Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in. So no thanks "Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in." Really Jail is like my top1 holiday resort! For people who have zero skills and are lazy jail is actually good. It provides 3 meals per day and a bed to sleep on. These are things that some people cannot get on their own. It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved?
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