Why don't we all invest in gold though? it's not as volatile and is always rising, always holds its value, has been around for thousands of years, has real value, can be used regardless of the internet/electricity situation and in crisis skyrockets in value. It is probably more rare than bitcoin, has been used as currency for millenia, no one can take your gold if you have a good safe, gold is tax free, I could go on for hours here!
no brainer?
fuck gold. too hard to take delivery of and store securely, and too hard to pay for stuff, even locally, cause its not easily divisible,
and certainly can't transact globally.
you can keep it.