I can do this. However, what we will do is I will take delivery of the 30 Antminer S3s and use them to mine for myself until the initial cost + 24% is covered. Then once that's out of the way I'll box them up and send them to you (you'll have to pay shipping). That way there is absolutely no risk to either parties. Does that work for you?
No wait.. why the fuck would I just send the to you for free? Nevermind!
I was really confused when I was reading the first one, thinking "wow I didn't know someone could be so nice" until I read your second post. I laughed pretty hard, good job lol.