So tempted. You could seal the deal if you could teach me how to use a time machine to go back to 2012 so I could dump at $5.00 per BTC.
Of course I can! Dump here at $5.00 per BTC
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Who did move my thread to alternate currencies?! Now it's broken! It's a bitcoin thread.
Welcome to the jungle
We got pumps n' dumps
We go everything you want
Newbie we know the names
We are the people who can find
The pump tips you may need
If you've got the Bitcoin, enjoin
We got 'fix' for greed
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it make your
w-w-w-w-wallet clean, clean, clean...
Welcome to the jungle
We pump 'em day by day
If you want wealth you take your lumps
But it's the bilk you pay
And you're a very greedy newb
That's smooth as silk to bilk
You can taste the rich whale
But you're just like your ilk
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel, my, my my, my limouzine-zine-zine..
(I wanna hear your greed!)
Welcome to the jungle
It get worse here everyday
Ya learn to punt like an animal
In the Altcoin ADD
If you got a hunger for BTC
You're broke-down eventually
You can dump any alt you want
But you'd better not dump on me
And when you're broke, you never
Ever want to give up, give up, go up... YEAH!
You know where you are
You're in the jungle, newbie!
You're gonna lose
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it scam you to your
dust, dust...
Welcome to the jungle
Fund my, my shiny dream
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it scam you to your
dust, dust...
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
It gonna make you broke - HA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg <--- Feel free to audit the above for scansion