Once upon a delicious time, there was a Jamaican named Fred. Fred loved his scrumptious potato that he continuously kept hidden within the deep depths of his unwashed anus. Fred has loved this potato for years now, but it's unknown if the potato may be cheating on him with an unknown Jamaican!
Fred is now 45 with Type 9 Diabetes. His potato has been growing and it's been getting a little uncomfortable for old Fred. "I think it's time to shit this potato out" said Fred in a raspy tone. Fred hasn't witnessed another human being in 20 years, so he speaks to himself. Back in 1994, Fred embarrassed himself in public to the extreme. He farted on the intercom while being high on PCP and got knocked out by a midget. When he woke up, he was in Prison with multiple tattoos on his penis. Once released from Prison, he decided to shove a potato up his ass and never look back.
Potato, Fred's long-time lover, isn't in love with him like the way Fred loves Potato. This is because once Fred shoved the raw potato up his blubbering black butthole, the Potato fell in love with Randy the Prostate Prostitute. Fred is planning on Marrying the Potato in 2015, but when will Potato tell Fred the truth?
What a fucked up story! I quite reading at 2015.
