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August 11, 2014, 02:39:11 PM
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So, it turns out that Bitcoin founded both the CIA and NSA.

Yes, it's true.

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August 11, 2014, 02:41:56 PM
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So basically you are posting because....?  Huh

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August 11, 2014, 02:42:43 PM
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Really? What's the point? There's already at least 5 on this already, not to mention it's just promoting that fud spreader even more.
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August 11, 2014, 02:43:33 PM
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you forgot the FBI, of course the IMF, WHO, UNESCO, UNICEF..
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August 11, 2014, 02:44:47 PM
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Really? What's the point? There's already at least 5 on this already, not to mention it's just promoting that fud spreader even more.

No no no... reread the title CAREFULLY. Cheesy

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August 11, 2014, 02:45:13 PM
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So, it turns out that Bitcoin founded both the CIA and NSA.

Yes, it's true.

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August 11, 2014, 02:46:19 PM
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hmm wrong section? This deserve to be on the off topic section, but the point is clear even if the way it's presented is quite satiric, as for bitcoin being an NSA plot, it is unlikely but not impossible
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August 11, 2014, 02:51:48 PM
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hmm wrong section? This deserve to be on the off topic section, but the point is clear even if the way it's presented is quite satiric, as for bitcoin being an NSA plot, it is unlikely but not impossible


noooo. the NSA was created by bitcoin.
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August 11, 2014, 02:54:04 PM
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you forgot the FBI, of course the IMF, WHO, UNESCO, UNICEF..

Ah, yes, the evil of UNICEF knows no bounds.

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August 11, 2014, 02:54:29 PM
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hmm wrong section? This deserve to be on the off topic section, but the point is clear even if the way it's presented is quite satiric, as for bitcoin being an NSA plot, it is unlikely but not impossible
I agree this should be in the off topic section. However with that being said it is very comical for people to actually believe that BTC was created by any government agency. They would have absolutely no use for it.
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August 11, 2014, 02:55:45 PM
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Ahahah. Comedy gold!  Cheesy

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August 11, 2014, 02:55:55 PM
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I agree this should be in the off topic section. However with that being said it is very comical for people to actually believe that BTC was created by any government agency. They would have absolutely no use for it.

It is very comical how many people didn't read the title carefully enough.

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August 11, 2014, 03:00:29 PM
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you forgot the FBI, of course the IMF, WHO, UNESCO, UNICEF..

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August 11, 2014, 03:06:34 PM
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I agree this should be in the off topic section. However with that being said it is very comical for people to actually believe that BTC was created by any government agency. They would have absolutely no use for it.

It is very comical how many people didn't read the title carefully enough.

He nearly got me. Thought this was another fud thread. We've been sucessfully trolled.
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August 11, 2014, 03:14:26 PM
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LOL bitcoin did not existed when the CIA and NSA were created!  Grin
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August 11, 2014, 03:18:05 PM
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LOL bitcoin did not existed when the CIA and NSA were created!  Grin

You're gonna let something like impossibility or temporal anomaly ruin a perfectly good conspiracy theory???
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August 11, 2014, 03:19:14 PM
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hmm wrong section? This deserve to be on the off topic section, but the point is clear even if the way it's presented is quite satiric, as for bitcoin being an NSA plot, it is unlikely but not impossible
I agree this should be in the off topic section. However with that being said it is very comical for people to actually believe that BTC was created by any government agency. They would have absolutely no use for it.
Under the supposition it is an NSA plot (and as i say before it's unlikely to be the case) I think there are several reasons for the NSA to implement such a things, such as social experiment, testing the protocol and using a version that would allow cracking AES codes ...ect ect but as long as there are no proof or links to NSA so far, I tend to agree with everyone and OP that it is just a baseless theory and a conspiracy one at that
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August 11, 2014, 07:37:12 PM
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Ahahah. Comedy gold!  Cheesy

btw, are you perchance referencing Phil Hendrie with that "Comedy Gold"Huh

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August 12, 2014, 12:57:08 PM
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LOL bitcoin did not existed when the CIA and NSA were created!  Grin
That's what they want you to think.

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August 12, 2014, 01:04:58 PM
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LOL bitcoin did not existed when the CIA and NSA were created!  Grin

That's the point men, it's very  funny just reading it. But its no surprise its in off-topic.

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