The $2 bill also comes with an autographed photo of yours truly.
Wouldn't you pay 1btc to have that photo on your desk Matt?
Who says I don't already have it, and that my avatar isn't a live webcam of me looking at it?
Hm... That might be an interesting idea for an avatar. Record 30s from webcam, automatically convert to .gif, host on server, post on server (which doesn't store .gif files locally to allow for things like "live"-ish pool stats), update automatically. I don't know why anyone would want to, but I do enjoy snooping.