Angry at the world and dissatisfied? - HIRING TROLLS NOW !!

[Mrs Troll]

Hi All,

Now you can pre -register at www.trollsforhire.com

We're building the real site in the background and think of it as Elance for Trolls.

People and organisations have always used people to push their barrow for or against another political party or brand etc.

Please register your details, tell us your interest groups and what your charging regime would be


Best,

Mr T

[howzar]

Your account is Mrs. T yet you signed off as Mr. T  Are you Mr or Mrs. t?!

[Mrs Troll]

Thanks Howzar for the pickup.

I actually exist in both quantum states 

[jeffthebaker]

Getting paid to troll? All my life my efforts have been going to waste when I could have helped others and earned from it.

[DeboraMeeks]

What exactly is this and what r the ratess'

[Mrs Troll]

What exactly is this and what r the ratess'

Hi Deborah,

We're exploring how to bring parties together.... charging rates maybe by the post, by the hour etc.

You would need to have some domain knowledge for the employer to hire you...i.e American politics or say tech - pro apple or pro android etc.

What do you think is fair?

Mr T

[Altcoin Agent]

Why not contribute something positive to mankind and get paid for that ?

WOA ! What an idea !

[AHLS]

lol many in alts trolls for free

[iluvbitcoins]

I think it's an e-mail farm..

[C64_4EVA]

LMFAO, what a great idea!

Of course, you have serious competition from government trolls 

[h0lybyte]

I would love to hire some trolls

What are the rates?
Can I hire multiple groups of trolls...to troll each other, having them switch sides at certain points?

Lets say I have a budget of $100... what could I get?

[muddafudda]

Pm me for rates. Jokes I do it for free.

[jambola2]

I would love to hire some trolls

What are the rates?
Can I hire multiple groups of trolls...to troll each other, having them switch sides at certain points?

Lets say I have a budget of $100... what could I get?

More importantly, can one hire multiple trolls who don't know that the others are from the organization ?

[Mrs Troll]

I would love to hire some trolls

We're NOT an email farm. We are taking a semi well funded approach to create a real market place for trolls and those wishing to hire them. Consider them alt. as brand advocates.

We are also testing on this and other forums, what the market will bear and what trolls require as remuneration.

I imagine it will be a cost per post. a little like the bitcoin signature model I've seen here, but more lucrative. I'd imagine anywhere north of $15/hr.

Please share any thoughts you have everyone.

Best regards,

Mr. T

What are the rates?
Can I hire multiple groups of trolls...to troll each other, having them switch sides at certain points?

Lets say I have a budget of $100... what could I get?

More importantly, can one hire multiple trolls who don't know that the others are from the organization ?

[Anastasio]

I would love to hire some trolls

What are the rates?
Can I hire multiple groups of trolls...to troll each other, having them switch sides at certain points?

Lets say I have a budget of $100... what could I get?

For $100, damn, I'd let you decide. I'd do 15 hours of troll work. All in 2 days time, or spread that puppy out for 30 days at 1/2 hour a day. I'd have to get my portfolio together and polished, show you my highlighted works, the time it took, and it's effectiveness. Just kidding though, I never troll people outside video games, mostly cause it's so fun and easy. Best thing was during my WoW days, I had a recording of our Main Tank saying, "Pulling in 3...2.....1...GO". I would play it over vent on an alt account when we weren't fully ready to do the fight. So, half the raid would run in, get killed, then the whole 42 man raid would wipe. They never figured that one out.

[Mrs Troll]

Anastasio,

I love the fact that you just may have a portfolio of your work :-) Like a show reel for a video editor or a graphic designer LOL

As the founder of TrollsForHire.com, i'd love to see some of your nastiness. You sound quite strategic, which is impressive.

I actually started this business when a bar I sang at ( I'm also a musician as well as a dot com entrepreneur and compsci etc.), didnt pay me.

I flammed them a little until I was de-friended then thought...I could probably pay an Indian a couple of rupee to do my dirty work from multiple accounts. Whaa-laa Trollsforhire.com was born !

Now I've done some business modelling ( MBA grad), getting the site built !

Seriously, please send me or post some of your good work.

Best,

Mr T

I would love to hire some trolls

What are the rates?
Can I hire multiple groups of trolls...to troll each other, having them switch sides at certain points?

Lets say I have a budget of $100... what could I get?

For $100, damn, I'd let you decide. I'd do 15 hours of troll work. All in 2 days time, or spread that puppy out for 30 days at 1/2 hour a day. I'd have to get my portfolio together and polished, show you my highlighted works, the time it took, and it's effectiveness. Just kidding though, I never troll people outside video games, mostly cause it's so fun and easy. Best thing was during my WoW days, I had a recording of our Main Tank saying, "Pulling in 3...2.....1...GO". I would play it over vent on an alt account when we weren't fully ready to do the fight. So, half the raid would run in, get killed, then the whole 42 man raid would wipe. They never figured that one out.

[cryptocoiner]

How much you pay for trolling?