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September 22, 2012, 09:36:14 PM
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Thank you, OP, for making me laugh  Grin
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September 22, 2012, 10:02:12 PM
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copy/pasta'd to my facebook page. Tongue
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September 22, 2012, 10:42:15 PM
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Can I quote this for my sig? xD ''There was even one day which found me in a particularly vulnerable state, in which I stripped down to complete nudity and tea bagged my processor's heatsink and fan.'' - st4rdust

Haha, absolutely. Glad you enjoyed the post.  Grin

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September 23, 2012, 02:21:53 AM
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You used the wong method dude. I find them way more attracted by Bitcoin after I explain they can be exchanged for Dollars and Euros Wink

Exactly, tell them how you make money buy simply mining digital currency and converting it into money that can buy shoes and clothes.  Cheesy

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September 24, 2012, 08:33:21 PM
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I'm glad to see others here in BTC land appreciate my sick BitStories. I feel another one coming on soon, so stay tuned for the next installment of what I now dub "The Epic Tales of a BTC Junkie, Barely Holding on to Sanity!"

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September 24, 2012, 10:22:49 PM
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Genius!  Grin
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September 25, 2012, 04:05:42 AM
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Well nice job on having dates!

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September 27, 2012, 03:57:05 AM
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Well nice job on having dates!

The only dates I have sadly are the sparse few times a month when my personalities convene to discuss hot-button issues, developments on popular television series (breaking bad is a current favorite) and, inevitably, critique and compare what amounts to be a pathetic round of stand-up comedy bits, hour-long variety show concepts and song-and-dance routines.

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September 27, 2012, 04:05:25 AM
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Maybe you should try litecoin instead.
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September 27, 2012, 04:33:11 AM
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What is a women?   Grin
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September 27, 2012, 05:33:58 AM
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What is a women?   Grin

I read about it in books and stuff before and oh my god when I look at pr0nzoes I see things that make no sense to me whatsoever!!! My dear sweet lord, I see such strange things like men with inverted jennie-tulls and enlarged nappled-milkbags that remind me of far distant primordial memories of nourishment that I vaguely recollect but cannot be sure if it was real or just a long-lost dream. Such strange, unfamiliar-ness that I cannot understand.... OMG WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN.

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September 27, 2012, 01:22:56 PM
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"Honest, Officer! She asked to see my 'mining rig', so I whipped it out! *I'm* the victim here!"
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September 27, 2012, 01:38:15 PM
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My lady gets turned on by bitcoins.... Forget hardware, talk $$$.

+1.   Women 'like' my Bitcoin status updates on Facebook, but only if it's profit related.

Had one ask to see my rigs and my hash rate.  I was happy to oblige.

sounds like my wife.
whenever i go into the economical and political implications... *yawn*.
when i go to the bank to withdraw 20k... *sparkle!*
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October 03, 2012, 03:23:14 PM
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How long till you gain dominion over bitcoin honey?
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October 03, 2012, 04:50:34 PM
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true, works every single time Cool
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October 03, 2012, 04:59:47 PM
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Can I quote this for my sig? xD ''There was even one day which found me in a particularly vulnerable state, in which I stripped down to complete nudity and tea bagged my processor's heatsink and fan.'' - st4rdust

HAHAHAHA! This is great Cheesy Cheesy
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October 05, 2012, 01:53:34 AM
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women are never interested in your work.
only the fruits of your work.

and by now it´s still $$$ they wanna see. not BTCBTCBTC

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