I won $640 million jackpot

[bitcool]

If that happen, I'll put 50% of that money into bitcoin. Mark my word.

So shorts, watch out 

[bbit]

If that happen, I'll put 50% of that money into bitcoin. Mark my word.

So shorts, watch out 

I won and I've already started planning my dump into bitcoin! 

[worldinacoin]

If I won, I would buy up every single bitcoin on the market.

[Omni]

According to common odds you're going to be struck by lightning first. I hope your not wearing your tinfoil hat. 

[gorgo1]

I wish I won that much.I join all sorts of lotteries in the hope of winning.I'm waiting for one of the lotteries I joined a while back to finish the round (as it was extended) so I can see whether or not I've won.

[moocow1452]

I won, then I lost since none of the numbers matched up. 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

If that happen, I'll put 50% of that money into bitcoin. Mark my word.

So shorts, watch out 

How's that for respect? BadBear moved your thread. And to think you were going to buy him a new car to drive with your winnings.

[bitcool]

I was badly hurt

This was supposed to be my glorious moment and the single most important event in bitcoin history, and now....."off-topic"? wtf.

[amazingrando]

I bought a lottery ticket when it was down at $240 million.  I matched enough numbers to win $3 from my $1 ticket.  So when it got to $500m, then I thought that I'd buy another ticket using $1 my previous winnings.  When I went to put my money in the machine it already had a $1 credit.  Things so I bought a two dollar ticket for $1.  I was thinking "this is a sign!"  Then came the drawing and... nothing.  haha.  Still doubled my money though.  Just think of all the things I can do with that extra $1!

[organofcorti]

I bought a lottery ticket when it was down at $240 million.  I matched enough numbers to win $3 from my $1 ticket.  So when it got to $500m, then I thought that I'd buy another ticket using $1 my previous winnings.  When I went to put my money in the machine it already had a $1 credit.  Things so I bought a two dollar ticket for $1.  I was thinking "this is a sign!"  Then came the drawing and... nothing.  haha.  Still doubled my money though.  Just think of all the things I can do with that extra $1!

Be careful. Reinvesting winnings into more gambling is a sign of a problem gambler. Sure, it starts out with just a $1 ticket. Before you know though you'll be buying $2 tickets. Maybe even two of them. Then where will you be?

[amazingrando]

I bought a lottery ticket when it was down at $240 million.  I matched enough numbers to win $3 from my $1 ticket.  So when it got to $500m, then I thought that I'd buy another ticket using $1 my previous winnings.  When I went to put my money in the machine it already had a $1 credit.  Things so I bought a two dollar ticket for $1.  I was thinking "this is a sign!"  Then came the drawing and... nothing.  haha.  Still doubled my money though.  Just think of all the things I can do with that extra $1!

Be careful. Reinvesting winnings into more gambling is a sign of a problem gambler. Sure, it starts out with just a $1 ticket. Before you know though you'll be buying $2 tickets. Maybe even two of them. Then where will you be?

Haha.  I think it would take a lot more than buying a $2 ticket to become a "problem gambler."  I'm happy to have my $1 profit and back to bitcoin (a gamble in itself)

[John (John K.)]

I bought a lottery ticket when it was down at $240 million.  I matched enough numbers to win $3 from my $1 ticket.  So when it got to $500m, then I thought that I'd buy another ticket using $1 my previous winnings.  When I went to put my money in the machine it already had a $1 credit.  Things so I bought a two dollar ticket for $1.  I was thinking "this is a sign!"  Then came the drawing and... nothing.  haha.  Still doubled my money though.  Just think of all the things I can do with that extra $1!

Be careful. Reinvesting winnings into more gambling is a sign of a problem gambler. Sure, it starts out with just a $1 ticket. Before you know though you'll be buying $2 tickets. Maybe even two of them. Then where will you be?

Problem gamblers live in the casino, not buying lottery tix's - however this could be a good start 

[Kluge]

I bought a lottery ticket when it was down at $240 million.  I matched enough numbers to win $3 from my $1 ticket.  So when it got to $500m, then I thought that I'd buy another ticket using $1 my previous winnings.  When I went to put my money in the machine it already had a $1 credit.  Things so I bought a two dollar ticket for $1.  I was thinking "this is a sign!"  Then came the drawing and... nothing.  haha.  Still doubled my money though.  Just think of all the things I can do with that extra $1!

Be careful. Reinvesting winnings into more gambling is a sign of a problem gambler. Sure, it starts out with just a $1 ticket. Before you know though you'll be buying $2 tickets. Maybe even two of them. Then where will you be?

Problem gamblers live in the casino, not buying lottery tix's - however this could be a good start 

Though, with Bitcoin (and the various Poker sites, and I read there's some strange LotR online thing involving physical slot machines), the casino is in your house. 

[bbit]

According to common odds you're going to be struck by lightning first. I hope your not wearing your tinfoil hat. 

actually that did happen! 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/kansas-lotto-player-hit-lightning-buying-mega-millions-tickets-article-1.1054086

[moocow1452]

According to common odds you're going to be struck by lightning first. I hope your not wearing your tinfoil hat. 

actually that did happen! 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/kansas-lotto-player-hit-lightning-buying-mega-millions-tickets-article-1.1054086

And that's why there has to be some form of higher power out there, because it's an asshole.