Hey, I can do the python one.
I will try to teach as must as understandable to a newbie in 5 min.
It's still open right?
Yes. It's still open. I want the most very basic python tutorial.
Alright, I should have it soon, but don't start the clock yet.
EDIT: To be sure, do you want be to explain:
1. How to install.
2. What to use to program python. (I would suggest IDLE for the short tutorial, but mention others breifly)
3. What python really does (bytecode, what interpreted means, etc)
Or do you want me to get right into coding?