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June 03, 2012, 03:57:03 AM
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June 03, 2012, 08:02:19 AM
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You've advocated Bitcoin for the pass several months via your pseudonym(s), but not once from your social media account(s), although you're clearly linked to them.
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June 03, 2012, 08:06:47 AM
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You maintain so many sock puppets that if you opened up a store to sell them, all the ventriloquist puppeteers worldwide would have to file bankruptcy.
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June 03, 2012, 03:50:59 PM
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You do such a fine job cloaking your true persona that not even a seasoned member of this forum, one that has come to your defense on several occasions, has a clue as to who you are.
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June 03, 2012, 03:59:18 PM
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You offer an identical service, one that promises big rewards, over at the linden dollar forum (and possibly on other virtual currency forums) under a different pseudonym and using different sock puppets, but purposely never mentioned Bitcoin there nor mentioned linden dollars here, coupled with having a clueless loyal following at each coming to your defense when naysayers post their concerns.
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June 03, 2012, 05:09:06 PM
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You ask for 8 BTC for your new, vague startup company.

Lol, Well I was asking around for 20btc (former GLBSE asset creation fee) when I was getting ready to start Cognitive Wink
Keyword must be "vague" then

I recommend asking me for a signature from my GPG key before doing a trade. I will NEVER deny such a request.
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June 04, 2012, 03:14:14 PM
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...you title your last thread Fuck You Guys!
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June 04, 2012, 03:36:14 PM
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...you title your last thread Fuck You Guys!

"last"?

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June 04, 2012, 03:39:38 PM
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...you title your last thread Fuck You Guys!

"last"?

...you title what you though was going to be your last thread Fuck You Guys!, until your dick got hard again and decided to come back for seconds...thirds...fourths...(to be cont.)
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June 04, 2012, 03:57:56 PM
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..... you wait for someone to try to dox you, and then sadly admit you are whoever the first incorrect result is, and explain why you have that warrant out against you, laughing all the while because *still* no one knows who the hell you are.

Ouch....lol

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June 04, 2012, 04:42:47 PM
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...you have $18K in LR, but come here to beg for a loan to start a business.
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June 04, 2012, 05:01:09 PM
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...you have $18K in LR, but come here to beg for a loan to start a business.

...and allow your father to be sexually abused for the sake of your scam proceeding on a public forum ?

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June 04, 2012, 05:02:34 PM
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...you have $18K in LR, but come here to beg for a loan to start a business.

...and allow your father to be sexually abused for the sake of your scam proceeding on a public forum ?
Hypothetically in the mind of some twisted perverts like Gage and bitlane.... LOL

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June 04, 2012, 05:06:06 PM
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... you're named imsaguy.

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June 04, 2012, 05:13:50 PM
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Wait just a damn minute here... is it good to be a scammer or bad? This whole moving target thing is getting out of hand- next we will have DickFlap as a moderator, and ShortBusCoin as the cryptocurrency of choice!

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June 04, 2012, 11:50:58 PM
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Wait just a damn minute here... is it good to be a scammer or bad? This whole moving target thing is getting out of hand- next we will have DickFlap as a moderator, and ShortBusCoin as the cryptocurrency of choice!


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June 05, 2012, 04:58:37 AM
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I'm Techie. I recently started learning about and using Bitcoins. I don't mine Bitcoins much but I have took an interest on it. Reading the guides here, I have got a good idea. Hope you people will help me in this adventure.

Cheers.

Note how this guy isn't asking for handouts or hawking some PayPal-to-Bitcoin scheme. This bastard must be up to something.
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June 05, 2012, 05:19:31 AM
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I'm thinking it might be time to create a new identity just so I can come back and open a whole bunch of newbie threads offering to exchange PayPal for PayPal and Bitcoin for Bitcoin. And then my great business idea about having a business that is a business about having ideas about having businesses, and sharing that business idea with the whole world that doesn't know about businesses that are about ideas about businesses. I could probably get it going for a couple of hundred bitcoins, and I know a lot of cool stuff that I could put in my idea too, so what do you think?

Oh, and I bought some magic beans at bitmit, and I grew a magical bitcoin plant that mines bitcoins for free with no electricity, so if you want to invest with me, I can give you great returns of one percent per hour if you invest a minimum of 18,000 bitcoins, subject to a very small service fee, and depending if my server gets hacked, but I'm going to trust all of you with the login and root password so you can keep and eye on it for me. I'm calling it the Glass Extraordinarily Tricky Syndicate Created Eventually When Expecting Donations, so that I can always say it is transparent, and that when you send me your funds you are going to GETSCREWED.

See? That was one of those ideas, and I haven't gotten a damned donation or investment yet, so hurry up and send me some bitcoins.

Donations accepted at 13kzGM6HoC6EbPQmdgFNSDJAGTB6gxYJCR, investments go to 1DJB8XA4mhKbWH4SVu4e3m3nRMMSg1j1Lu. Don't forget to send me a pm and tell me how much you invested so I can get my priorities straightened. And add some fields to my database, cause that sounded like a good idea too.

And if you appreciate the humor inherent in this post you could always donate to my single-malt fund: 1GDDRHH2E53jkssULfFjDAvPSYokDBBrzn.

Thanks for all the fish.

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June 05, 2012, 05:30:31 AM
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Oh, and I bought some magic beans at bitmit, and I grew a magical bitcoin plant that mines bitcoins for free with no electricity, so if you want to invest with me, I can give you great returns of one percent per hour if you invest a minimum of 18,000 bitcoins, subject to a very small service fee, and depending if my server gets hacked, but I'm going to trust all of you with the login and root password so you can keep and eye on it for me. I'm calling it the Glass Extraordinarily Tricky Syndicate Created Eventually When Expecting Donations, so that I can always say it is transparent, and that when you send me your funds you are going to GETSCREWED.
Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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June 05, 2012, 05:31:43 AM
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I'm thinking it might be time to create a new identity just so I can come back and open a whole bunch of newbie threads offering to exchange PayPal for PayPal and Bitcoin for Bitcoin. And then my great business idea about having a business that is a business about having ideas about having businesses, and sharing that business idea with the whole world that doesn't know about businesses that are about ideas about businesses. I could probably get it going for a couple of hundred bitcoins, and I know a lot of cool stuff that I could put in my idea too, so what do you think?

Oh, and I bought some magic beans at bitmit, and I grew a magical bitcoin plant that mines bitcoins for free with no electricity, so if you want to invest with me, I can give you great returns of one percent per hour if you invest a minimum of 18,000 bitcoins, subject to a very small service fee, and depending if my server gets hacked, but I'm going to trust all of you with the login and root password so you can keep and eye on it for me. I'm calling it the Glass Extraordinarily Tricky Syndicate Created Eventually When Expecting Donations, so that I can always say it is transparent, and that when you send me your funds you are going to GETSCREWED.

See? That was one of those ideas, and I haven't gotten a damned donation or investment yet, so hurry up and send me some bitcoins.

Donations accepted at 13kzGM6HoC6EbPQmdgFNSDJAGTB6gxYJCR, investments go to 1DJB8XA4mhKbWH4SVu4e3m3nRMMSg1j1Lu. Don't forget to send me a pm and tell me how much you invested so I can get my priorities straightened. And add some fields to my database, cause that sounded like a good idea too.

And if you appreciate the humor inherent in this post you could always donate to my single-malt fund: 1GDDRHH2E53jkssULfFjDAvPSYokDBBrzn.

Thanks for all the fish.

(With apologies to Zhou for the following humor)

Claim to be asian.
Claim to be a teenager.
Claim to be a member of Mensa. (don't bother searching for that one)
Don't forget pre-penned apology and I'm-leaving-Bitcoin/this forum letters.
Put 420 in your user name, maybe without the 2. (now where did that come from?)
Incorporate every idea on this thread, sans fucking somebody's dad, but that'll be your call.




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