What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?
Republicans are pro-war and want to regulate the economy. Democrats are pro-war and want to regulate the economy. See? Me neither.
A Liberal and a Genie
A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good fortune." The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share." The genie said, "O.K., then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?" "I would like a new sports car." "O.K., you've got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?" "I'd like a million dollars." "O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final wish?" "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
How many anarchists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Everyone knows that without government there will be chaos and bloodshed and no electricity.
How many statists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They'll make you do it for them, because you implicitly signed a social contract to do so when you were born.