You'll be able to buy bobbleheads that will mine bitcoins with each head-wiggle, they'll be virtual though and hosted in a virtual datacenter. Prices will start at $49.95 and mine 0.00000001 btc a day. You'll have to buy a virtual finger to poke the bobblehead so it mines, which costs $39.95 and pay a $5 maintenance fee on the bobblehead.
Hahaha.... Classic... +1 for you sir.