Sharks nine times more likely to kill men than women, study says

[BADecker]

Actually, women nine times more likely to kill men than sharks.   

Look, let's be reasonable here.

We hunt deer, we prefer to kill the bucks.

Sharks hunt human meat, they kill men.

Come on.....
Look at all the fur coats. Women are the root cause.
Sharks hunt human meat, they should kill women. 

Yes but. What percent of women sharks kill men?   

[TECSHARE]

Just more proof of the maleocracy and patriarchal bias. We need to teach sharks not to rape... er bite! ... or at least make sure sharks act without misogynistic bias. Women taste equally as good as men! I will not rest until an equal number of women are eaten by sharks as men! Until there are equal opportunities to be eaten by a shark for men as well as women I will be carrying this 5 gallon bucket of ocean water around with me every where I go as a statement against the other sea creatures allowing such injustice.

[Wilikon]

I came in here expecting to see an argument about feminism and gender equality
(But I came in here too soon to see it  )

You are welcome... 

[TECSHARE]

I came in here expecting to see an argument about feminism and gender equality
(But I came in here too soon to see it  )

You are welcome...  

Are you implying Anita has a legion of genetically modified sharks under electronic mind control at her disposal which she uses to take her vengeance against the male gender?

[Lethn]

Let's be honest, would you put anything past a matriarch? They would gladly go around lobbing the heads off any males who didn't immediately bow down and worship them if they could get away with it

[Wilikon]

I came in here expecting to see an argument about feminism and gender equality
(But I came in here too soon to see it  )

You are welcome...  

Are you implying Anita has a legion of genetically modified sharks under electronic mind control at her disposal which she uses to take her vengeance against the male gender?

Yes. Exactly that.

The Sharkeesian Project. Just as big as the Manhattan Project but with less money and less staff. Code named Man Eaten Project in phase one. 

[desertfox470]

I wonder if this is easily just because men go into more dangerous waters than women.  I mean it is proven sharks really don't like the taste of humans. It is humans looking like seals to shark's.

[BADecker]

I wonder if this is easily just because men go into more dangerous waters than women.  I mean it is proven sharks really don't like the taste of humans. It is humans looking like seals to shark's.

Well, it does seem that women are a bit more down to earth practical. 

[HeroCat]

Because men like to swim at the beach much more than women 

[BADecker]

Because men like to swim at the beach much more than women 

Women visit the beaches too. If they don't swim, the sharks that get them are the men.

[BADecker]

Because men like to swim at the beach much more than women 

Women visit the beaches too. If they don't swim, the sharks that get them are the men.

Of course, we don't really know that it isn't the women who get the men. Perhaps the women lay out at the beaches just to trap and "shark" the men who would be swimming there. And the poor guys don't even know it, seem to like it. Oh well. Better than the water sharks getting them... maybe.