Yeah man i am having a shitload of problems just buying .04 btc lol pm me if you find someone with a heart..
It's really really simple if you're not attempting to rip someone off.
Go to 7/11, walmart, CVS, Rite-Aid or anywhere that sells them. Open your wallet, take out the money in your wallet, use it to buy a greendot moneypak, or vanilla reload.
Exchange with someone on here for bitcoins.
You can have bitcoins in under an hour this way.
Or you can post screenshots of shitty paypal account that have been dormant for 5 months and pretend you want to buy $410 worth of bitcoin.